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deathchibi
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30 Jul 2008, 11:14 pm

• Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
8O :lol:


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31 Jul 2008, 1:15 am

WrongPlanet:
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31 Jul 2008, 1:55 am

I wish I could test out every money-making infomercial, just so I could be positive that they are all BS.


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31 Jul 2008, 2:34 pm

Quixtar is a scam.



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31 Jul 2008, 2:36 pm

deathchibi wrote:
San Francisco:
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash; It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear; Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street; It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner; Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.


Oral sex prohibited...in SAN FRANCISCO?!?!?!


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31 Jul 2008, 2:37 pm

Tim_Tex wrote:
deathchibi wrote:
San Francisco:
Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash; It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear; Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street; It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner; Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.


Oral sex prohibited...in SAN FRANCISCO?!?!?!


what the f**k is with the "ugly" bans...


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31 Jul 2008, 2:54 pm

Hiya!! !! !! !! !! !


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31 Jul 2008, 2:58 pm

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31 Jul 2008, 2:58 pm

Every time I hear rap music, I feel dumber. :evil:


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31 Jul 2008, 3:19 pm

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Every time I hear rap music, I feel dumber. :evil:

It feels like they've shoved a crayon into my brain. :x



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31 Jul 2008, 3:21 pm

There are Rabbids in my house!! ! 8O DAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! !! !! !! !! !! !! 8O


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31 Jul 2008, 3:32 pm

1+1= SPARTA!! !!


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31 Jul 2008, 3:35 pm

KateShroud wrote:
Social_Fantom wrote:
Every time I hear rap music, I feel dumber. :evil:

It feels like they've shoved a crayon into my brain. :x



So true!



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31 Jul 2008, 5:39 pm

I,m takingn a day offf from this illness whatever it is.
But i,m back from yesterdays coughing and pluttering. 8)



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31 Jul 2008, 5:52 pm

I'm back now! My comp's fixed! My depression's gone! I feel fine now! :sunny: