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'Tis a beautiful sunset outside. A better end to the weekend for me than how it started. Shame the Kiwis couldn't win the netball final, but at least we've kept the Bledisloe Cup for another year. Oh well, All Blacks ... time for you to win the Rugby World Cup now.

Every now and then I go through phases of talking in "back slang".

Its a bit odd especially for my daughter.

But as I explained to her last night, the words in my head are in back slang and I have to put them in the right order before they are spoken.

She just gave me a look.

teveraywhayat!

Well damn, it's illegal to distill your own spirit here. Since I'm a goody two shoes, I of course wouldn't do something illegal.

I guess it's the tax man that's to blame, as it appears to be quite safe to do (easy to filter the methanol).

The man is always putting the breaks on the fun.

I guess I could just play around with distilling water (that's legal, as is a 5 liter still).

It's quite a strange experience walking around your house in the middle of the night with night vision goggles on (with the lights off, of course).

Pitch black and you can see.

babybird is feeling more than a little bit peckish it this moment in time.

Tonight's meal will consist of roast gammon joint accompanied by baby steamed potatoes and vegetable melody.

This will be delicately caressed by Bisto's finest and topped off with finely chopped onions that have been marinated in malt vinegar.

...and peas.

Would appreciate it if people could vote on my poll. Thanks in advance

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Peas and Fleas....

Two very similar sounding words but I could never mistake a pea for a flea.

And also, I could never get confused between the number 8 and the number 9.

I mean they're two completely different numbers.

For a kick off one is odd and one is even.

It could all stem back to my earlier years when I wanted to be a bingo caller.

my internet is too slow '_"

i think it would be neat to have 4 arms.

Its raining

How can I delete old messages on FB without seeing them? I still have that baby photo drama in there from 18 months ago and I'm too ashamed to look at it.

It's no wonder cyber bullying is so easy on there if people have no choice but to see bullies' messages in amongst ones from friends.

Today is going to be very unpleasant