LIES!! !

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simple thread - just post some lies


- I'm 8 foot tall

- john f kennedy is alive and well, living in a cave in rural switzerland

- the average person takes 25 baths a day

- the word "bread" is an acronym for "boiled rhubarb, eggs and donkeys" - noone knows why

- most washing up liquid is made from ground elephant tusks, mixed with tiger spit

you can take ordinary canned meat and use it to reattach limbs.

miniature horses are totally useful.

britney spears, rihanna, avril lavigne, jordan sparks, and madonna are excellent singers

this thread is SO POPULAR.

I hate these kinds of threads.

I believe that classical music is a waste of time and irrelevant to today's world.

My feet are bright green.

I have three noses.

My dog is a mean, hateful person.

My balls itch.

Get me a beer! *scratching self*

these guys were the ghostbusters

ELVIS LIVES!! !

I'm good at particle accelerator design.

I'm the only female prisoner at San Quentin.


I was the first female school shooter in North America.


My dad lives in a school bus with 7 cats.


My dad was a school bus driver who was fired for running over a 5-year-old and did 2 years in Kingston Pen for manslaughter.

Eating an entire microwave chocolate cake in one sitting is a very good idea.

The Nintendo Wii is an innovative, technologically advanced piece of gaming hardware

Ok, ok, I may have exaggerated a little. I have only 2.67582143 noses.
My ears, however, are 3 miles wide.

all my best friends are giraffes.

I lit the oil well fires during Desert Storm.

I over-threw the Kuwait gov't and invited the Iraqi's to annex the nation

I'm not disorganised!