Bob the Builder is doing things against the law!

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Eh Hem.
Is it safe riding around on top of building vehicles that drive themselves? No, I say, anybody noticed Postman Pat drives his cat around in the front seat? Are either safe? He's got a working steam roller driving along, It's a bad example to pre-schoolers

Yeah he also hangs out the side of the cars.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=6BK4OokZGzI[/youtube]

What about building permits? Are we to assume he has all of his documents in order each time?

oh no! ITS A CONSPIRACY! they have come to doom us all into breaking rules!
They have taught me to disobey the establishment!
And how NOT to spell

Robot Chicken spoof where he gets in trouble with the mob.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bih5nu0QOng[/youtube]

I shall not let my child watch this

the fact that he talks to his tools makes me suspect him of a mental condition. i suspect i will see him on oprah one day having a breakdown.
"The tools...they were my friends, Oprah."
"Bob...they were never real."
"They were real to me!"
*breaks down into sobs*
Oprah will probably end the segment by giving out free toolboxes to all of the people in the audience.

Bob's way hot for Wendy!

Its Bodgey builder a skit that used to be on the Australian show Comedy Inc. heres another.
[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=nO1k-tJXtXc&feature=related[/youtube]

Secondly, Does Bob actually do much building, It would be much more interesting if he actually did something, it must be farely easy to write the script.
Hey Bob, lets go build a house from scratch!
Five minutes later and they've built a house, and gone home.

P.S. What's the point of a builder who doesn't own a Transit and doesn't drink tea?
Pointless!

(What's a transit?)

The reason it is all OK is simple; He is BOB. It is good to be BOB. BOB will do no wrong. Only goodness comes from being BOB. All good men are BOB. And all BOBs are good men. Bob Hope, Bob Newhart, Bob(by) Kennedy, Dylan, Ross, Barker, Bell (aka Bozo), Denver (Gilligan) Flay, Fosse, Keeshan (Capt. Kangaroo) Buffalo Bob, Mothersbaugh(Devo) Crumb (artist) Seeger, Lemiux, SpongeBob, Beltran(Chakotay of Star Trek), that guy in the commercials who smiles because he has a big weiner (most Bobs do ), Bobby Hill, Dole and Silent Bob are all examples of good hearted Bobs.
Even women can be Bobs; Roberta Flack, Roberta Bondar (1st Canadian in space) or Bobbie Gentry. Look at the British saying "Bob's your uncle"

Few Bobs in history have ever done wrong. There is no Bob Hitler, Bob Stalin or Osama Bob Laden. Baghdad Bob, well he was just a buffoon and Bob was not his real name. Robert Blake was never called Bob, his mother probably didn't love him (Unlike Bobby Deniro)
Praise be to Bobs. Love a Bob, they will love you well. All women should seek out a Bob today. (or a Roberta if that's what your into, it's cool with Bob)

Your's truly, Bob

....then there's Bob Wall , Bob Kane etc

"I'm f-in Bobbie de Niro , that's who I am !"

Can't you see that she's just flirting......run Bobby run !