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AutisticBelle
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25 Nov 2012, 5:46 pm

Oh, its my people! :cheers:
I'm not really huge, but I am a DD and Lord, I am eternally grateful I'm not bigger. The bra's are exspensive, my back hurts, I can't run without getting laughed at or hit on because of the bouncing and I can't wear button up shirts, which I love.
I once rode on a bus with defective shocks. I felt like my mammaries were alive with a life and will of their own! They were flying about and crying "Freedom!"
At least the revolting, idiot men on the bus appreciated the show. I could have died on the spot from ambarrassment.
The worst though, is that they make me feel fat. I know I'm not. My waist is a full eleven inches smaller than my breasts and hips, but when you have to shop in the plus sized section, just because your breasts are monsterous, its really awful. I hate shopping so much. I once started crying because I felt humiliated and simply FAT. How can I possible feel sexy when I feel like a bouncing blob?



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25 Nov 2012, 7:40 pm

Well, you know that the guys on the bus thought you were sexy.



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25 Nov 2012, 7:57 pm

LKL wrote:
Well, you know that the guys on the bus thought you were sexy.

More likely they thought she was putting on a free sex show.

Trust me ... I'm a guy ... I've thought exactly that thought.

And I'm sorry.

:oops:


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AutisticBelle
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26 Nov 2012, 4:29 am

Fnord wrote:
LKL wrote:
Well, you know that the guys on the bus thought you were sexy.

More likely they thought she was putting on a free sex show.

Trust me ... I'm a guy ... I've thought exactly that thought.

And I'm sorry.

:oops:


Free show? Belle is very sad now and will go and curl up like a depressed pill bug. :cry:
Just kidding! At least you're decent enough to apologize for wayward thoughts and eyes. A lot of men just make very lewd, revolting gestures and suggestions.
But I suppose that just letting them dance about like that was not very smart of me. I just thought it would be even more noticable if I were clutching them and holding them still. :oops:



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26 Nov 2012, 10:20 am

AutisticBelle wrote:
I suppose that just letting them dance about like that was not very smart of me. I just thought it would be even more noticable if I were clutching them and holding them still. :oops:


Folding the arms works well.



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26 Nov 2012, 3:06 pm

Folding the arms doesn't always fit, if they're big enough, or it just props them up, which is worse.