janicka wrote:
And #3. What is the best way to approach them. What do I say? I can barely say hi to people I know.
Also, is there a good approach to inquiring about the stuff at a head shop?
The people at a headshop would never trust you.
How to approach.
You: "Whats up......! !!"
Dealer: (looks in a 360 shocked by your loud voice)
You: "Yo bro, hook me up with a dime bag"
Dealer: "dude get out of here I do not mess with that"
You: (flash a $20)
Dealer: "Are you a cop p**kerwood?"
You: "No just want alittle green for my green"
Dealer: "You do not look like you smoke"
You: "I do just been out awhile"
Dealer: Come over here.(points to a building in the distance)
You: (fearfull) "no I'm in a hurry"
Dealer: "No is not an option bit**h!" (puts hand on gun stashed into his waist band)
you: "okay"
Dealer: (your now in the building) "hand me that $20"
You: (hand $20)
Dealer: (pulls out a 4 blunts) "fire this up"
You: (fires up the blunt)
Dealer: "how about we make sweet love now...."
You: (thinks to herself "Darn we need legal weed in this country")
14 Feb 2007, 6:59 pm
