You Might be an Aspie if...
I agree.
They didn't have dentists or modern toothbrushes, but they also didn't eat much if any sugar, and they ate quite a bit of coarse, fibrous food that automatically cleaned their teeth while chewing (and such coarse food took a lot of chewing). Also, not so much acid food like oranges, soda, coffee. Actually, I cant think of any major acid foods that they _did_ eat, though I might have missed something.
I wonder whether any anthropologist/archaeologist has studied the statistical amount of tooth decay in medieval skulls from graves?
You missed lots. Fungal infections from grain, insects in wheat chaff. Grit from the grinding mills was very hard on their teeth. Beer breath. I could go on.
you might be an aspie if you can correct and aspie that can correct an aspie that knows more than NTs about 1000 year old peasant trivia.
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davidred wrote...
I installed Ubuntu once and it completely destroyed my paying relationship with Microsoft.
There are many days I wish english was phonetic.
You are obviously american, then. Its only Americans that don't pronounce it phonetically. Its phonetic over here in Australia.
Can Australians say "....though the tough cough and hiccough plough him through..." phonetically?
There are many days I wish english was phonetic.
You are obviously american, then. Its only Americans that don't pronounce it phonetically. Its phonetic over here in Australia.[/quote]
Oh yeah?
I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, lough, and through.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like Beard and sounds like bird.
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead-
For goodness sakes don't call it "deed"!
Watch out for meat and great and threat.
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt.)
A moth is not a moth in mother,
nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's dose and rose and lose
Just look them up-and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart-
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive
I'd mastered it when I was five.
And yet to write it, the more I tried,
I hadn't learned at fifty five.
Could you read that phonetically for me, typically Australian?
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davidred wrote...
I installed Ubuntu once and it completely destroyed my paying relationship with Microsoft.
Oh, my! I'm not doing "well" here at all! I started reading this topic from the beginning, thinking I'd read all the way through before I added anything, so that I wouldn't be talking about something that everyone had done to death four years ago, and I just can't keep my mouth (or keyboard) shut! So many memories! I love you all-- never thought I'd find even one or two people who were much like me, much less a whole slew of you!
So, anyway, when I was in second or third grade arithmetic, I had personalities assigned to all ten digits-- 8 was a mean man, for example: today I'd call him a sadist, and 7 was a sort of "helpless heroine" adult woman. The operators were all actions, and all taken together the problem made a story-- and it wouldn't necessarily come out with a "happy ending", or people doing moral things, and I kept trying to make them come out right and still make arithmetic sense. I don't remember ever telling anyone else what I was trying to do with my arithmetic problems: I probably knew they'd think I was crazy.
YMBAAI:
...when the Bob Marley song "Buffalo Soldier" comes on the radio, you have to bite your tongue in order to not launch into an immediate rant about all the historical inaccuracies and downright anachronisms in the song. ("Buffalo soldier" was a nickname given black US troops in the old West, by Lakota who thought their hair resembled the winter pelt of a North American bison. They were not "dreadlocked rasta", as the Rastafari movement would not begin for almost a century; nor were they "stolen from Africa", as the smuggling of enslaved humans from Africa had been forcibly stopped by international law, often enforced by the British fleet, some decades earlier. While many of the buffalo soldiers were freed slaves, they were men who had been born in America, generally of parents born in America as well. And how "the heart of the Caribbean" even came into the song is something I've never understood... However, it annoys my wife, who likes reggae, when I rant about this, so I stop myself.)
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Sodium is a metal that reacts explosively when exposed to water. Chlorine is a gas that'll kill you dead in moments. Together they make my fries taste good.
You might be an Aspie if...
...you have visited online messages boards since the days of dial-up BB's, before the internet was invented, and this is the first one where no one has to explain any of the jokes on a "you might be..." thread.
...you start reading this thread and then finished all 134 pages even though you are at work and have a lot to do.
...it makes you crazy every time you drive past a nativity scene because everyone but the wisemen look European and the wisemen were never at the manger anyway.
...your friends have started calling you "Spock" because of the number of times you have said the phrase "That is not logical".
...you have actually put enough thought into this to wonder if Vulcans are Aspies and if Aspies can mind meld.
...you start a conversation about the origination of a cliche that someone used ten minutes ago and everyone is sitting around looking at you like you are crazy because they don't even remember anyone saying it.
...you mention someone's IQ being lower than yours as a factual statement and don't realize until five hours later why they thought you had insulted them.
...all of your friends are people you met online.
...you are nearly in tears over walking into a crowded Walmart but you barely react to being diagnosed with cancer.
...you would rather throw yourself into a woodchipper than spend a day at the mall.
...you don't understand why it freaks people out that you can start up a conversation with a complete stranger about your fight with cancer without any emotion.
You can't watch 3D movies.
You only say Merry Christmas in response to people who say it to you, and only as a reflex.
Your nickname with your friends is "Aspie".
You don't want to tell your parents (or anyone who would fuss or get upset over it) that you have Asperger's. You feel as if your telling them also tells them that you want help for it, when really all you want is for them to know and be done with it.
You post on WrongPlanet.
You envy Rain Man.
You've been described as many differents things by your teachers, but none of them are true. (One teacher called me spoiled because I didn't answer his vague questions in front of the class, I was 11 at the time.)
You can converse with anyone, albeit uncomfortably. They're all the same, after all.
You're known to be childish and immature and also for your ability to stun people with your incredible insight. I went on talkback radio and discussed a topic that means very much to me, road safety. I called my friends telling them I was going to call and to listen in, because they'd be interested. Afterwards, they sent me messages saying they had never heard me be so normal, and that I actually sounded like a "semi-sane human being". This was all in good humour, but I could tell they were genuinely impressed with what I was saying and how I came across, like they had succeeded in teaching me social skills (and they have
I never say Merry Christmas and I can't stand the movie Rain Man.
YMBAAI...
You watch Community and agree with Jeff that Abed has Asperger's. You continually point out all of Abed's aspie traits.
You spend most of your time during break reading Labyrinth of Evil and your mom keeps nagging that she wants to spend more time with you.
...when the Bob Marley song "Buffalo Soldier" comes on the radio, you have to bite your tongue in order to not launch into an immediate rant about all the historical inaccuracies and downright anachronisms in the song. ("Buffalo soldier" was a nickname given black US troops in the old West, by Lakota who thought their hair resembled the winter pelt of a North American bison. They were not "dreadlocked rasta", as the Rastafari movement would not begin for almost a century; nor were they "stolen from Africa", as the smuggling of enslaved humans from Africa had been forcibly stopped by international law, often enforced by the British fleet, some decades earlier. While many of the buffalo soldiers were freed slaves, they were men who had been born in America, generally of parents born in America as well. And how "the heart of the Caribbean" even came into the song is something I've never understood... However, it annoys my wife, who likes reggae, when I rant about this, so I stop myself.)
So are you stalking me around the net, or what? I've never heard the song, but now I'm going to have to hunt it up, because I was just explaining the Buffalo Soldiers the day before yesterday to someone on one of my e-mail Lists, starting with the Civil War history of the ground I live on (on the western edge of the active Civil War), and there were some of them stationed at Fort Blair, a few miles from where I live, and I had to say everything that you said above about them, just to explain who they were. Come to think about it, I'd better look up the lyrics on the web, because I can seldom understand any of the words in reggae.
Phhhffft! Tell me about it! I totally LOVED Shakira's "Ojos Asi" until I read the lyrics in English and learned that it's just another cheap junk love song.
...you mention someone's IQ being lower than yours as a factual statement and don't realize until five hours later why they thought you had insulted them.
BAM! You got me! That is SO the story of my whole freakin life!
When you say it, it seems as normal as saying "you have brown hair & blue eyes" and don't realize till later that they don't want to be reminded. I came to the realization that "average" is the same as "mediocrity" and average people hate being reminded that they are mediocre.
You MUST be Aspie if you've gone thru life wondering why the mildly mentally retarded can get such high paying jobs while you bounce around from one low pay job to another.
I've always felt that intelligence can GET you a job, but only a warm, friendly, lovable, charismatic personality can help you KEEP it - even if you're more qualified and do the job better.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAA-MEN!
I see the little profile at the side doesn't say my age-- I'll have to dig around and find out how to fix that. But I'm 65 years old, and I've spent 63 of those years wondering how to find My People!
Has anyone else read the Zenna Henderson stories of The People? They're almost as old as I am, and I first read them in the magazines when they were new. "Wrong Planet" is _so_ the right name for this place!
Someone said "...if your friends tell you that you talk like a robot or a computer or Mr. Spock" The lady who diagnosed me wrote on her report "...academic conversation style..."
You might be an Aspie if:
Christmas Day and a house full of family and friends is not enough to keep you away from Wrong Planet.
Your husband has to run up the steps and turn off your bath water before the tub flows over while you're in your bedroom on your computer and it seems like only seconds ago that you turned on the bathwater.
You might be an aspie if you consider the Royal Institution Christmas Lectures the best thing on television during the christmas holidays.
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