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05 Dec 2007, 7:05 pm
MysteryFan3 wrote:
sarahstilettos wrote:
"you say on your medical form you have aspergers syndrome, what does that mean?"
"it means I have super powers"
"what changes do we need to make to accommodate you?"
"i will be wearing a neon catsuit instead of work uniform"
"it means I have super powers"
"what changes do we need to make to accommodate you?"
"i will be wearing a neon catsuit instead of work uniform"
I want to wear a cape with the WrongPlanet alien and fight crime in my Aspiemobile.
I'd prefer dressing up as the Doctor and having a TARDIS, but otherwise, similar hopes and dreams.
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05 Dec 2007, 7:06 pm
Quatermass wrote:
MysteryFan3 wrote:
sarahstilettos wrote:
"you say on your medical form you have aspergers syndrome, what does that mean?"
"it means I have super powers"
"what changes do we need to make to accommodate you?"
"i will be wearing a neon catsuit instead of work uniform"
"it means I have super powers"
"what changes do we need to make to accommodate you?"
"i will be wearing a neon catsuit instead of work uniform"
I want to wear a cape with the WrongPlanet alien and fight crime in my Aspiemobile.
I'd prefer dressing up as the Doctor and having a TARDIS, but otherwise, similar hopes and dreams.
id prefer to wear a wardrobe totally made of neoprene... i am so thermal sensitive and neoprene holds heat and also i love how neoprene hugs you all over, such a calming and centering feeling!
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05 Dec 2007, 8:21 pm
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05 Dec 2007, 11:20 pm
ToadOfSteel wrote:
If you think that's bad, check out Uncyclopedia
Quote:
Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. The horrible consequences of Asperger Syndrome include: not making small talk, tendency to think for yourself against the herd, and high intelligence. Completely opposite the language issues common to Autism, those afflicted with Asperger Syndrome are linguistically verbose, to the point of vexation.
Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku.
Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku.
i f@%*ing hate Uncyclopedia... sites like that deserve to be shut down... at least urban dictionary is voting based! LETS THROW THE POLLS!! !
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05 Dec 2007, 11:21 pm
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05 Dec 2007, 11:23 pm
ToadOfSteel wrote:
If you think that's bad, check out Uncyclopedia
At least they turned the tables on the NT as well:
Also, try Asparagus Syndrome, Assburgers Syndrome,
Quote:
Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. The horrible consequences of Asperger Syndrome include: not making small talk, tendency to think for yourself against the herd, and high intelligence. Completely opposite the language issues common to Autism, those afflicted with Asperger Syndrome are linguistically verbose, to the point of vexation.
Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku.
Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku.
At least they turned the tables on the NT as well:
Quote:
Neurotypical syndrome (a.k.a. NT or arrogant mob syndrome) is a life-long and serious mental disorder affecting people everywhere. Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. Persons afflicted with this disorder should be referred to as persons with Neurotypical syndrome, persons with NT or persons who have NT. Though it seems that most persons with NT would prefer to be referred to as neurotypicals, NTs or even normals, nobody cares about their opinions; after all, they are seriously ill, and clearly do not know what is best for them.
Also, try Asparagus Syndrome, Assburgers Syndrome,
YAY the tables have turned on NTs TFSU NTs!! ! (the TFSU is only directed at mean ones... not the nicer ones who roam wrongplanet
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06 Dec 2007, 5:55 am
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06 Dec 2007, 8:02 am
Cheerlessleader wrote:
Quatermass wrote:
girl7000 wrote:
This page on UrbanDictionary should be shut down!
Would they say things like this about wheelchair users, for example?
Would they say things like this about wheelchair users, for example?
Given that there is a lot of anonymity on the net, yes. I'll bet you any money that if you look up stuff like "cerebral palsy" or "spastic", they'll use the words "retard" and "mong" a lot and with impunity. Why? Just because they can, just because they want to hate, they want to see the world burn, or someone cry.
I just had a look on UD for those definitions. There's no definition for "Cerebal palsy", while there are a few definitions for spastic. I also looked for "wheelchair user" and of course there are no definitions, but there are some definitons for "wheelchair", most of them refering to pot or hangovers, and one really nasty definition at the bottom.
I'm amazed that no-one has written a definition for spina bifida calling it "a fake condition created so that lazy morons don't have to learn how to walk." with "Just learn to walk, you lazy bastards!" as their example.
its true... look at uncyclopedia for cerebral palsy... i feel like hacking them for it!
i have CP + a degenerative condition. i throw up on uncyclopedia...
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06 Dec 2007, 8:47 am
NOT EVERYBODY LIKES PEOPLE WITH AS
God, everyone. I understand you're upset and a lot of these pricks don't know the definition of AS, but aren't you making a big deal over this?
There will always be people who don't like or accept you. You can b***h and moan all you want about how they don't understand and shouldn't judge, or you can just realize that not everybody is going to love and worship you. There are always going to be people who see non-NTs as inferior, and there's really nothing you can do to change their minds.
Know that not everyone has good intentions. Just ignore it and move on with your lives.
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06 Dec 2007, 8:59 am
Selo wrote:
^ Yeah, and the top of the Uncyclopedia page on AS has a sign that says "this article is designed to offend"
LOL that is funny then! this article designed to offend lol!
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06 Dec 2007, 2:20 pm
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