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06 Dec 2007, 2:38 pm

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If you think that's bad, check out Uncyclopedia

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Asperger Syndrome (pronounced ASS-burger SIN-drome) is a semi-voluntary behavioural disorder in the guise of a more serious and involuntary neurodevelopmental disability. The horrible consequences of Asperger Syndrome include: not making small talk, tendency to think for yourself against the herd, and high intelligence. Completely opposite the language issues common to Autism, those afflicted with Asperger Syndrome are linguistically verbose, to the point of vexation.

Statistically it affects an undue number of radio talk show hosts and Hollywood actors, though it has yet to be determined whether the behavior guides ultimate vocation, or whether the condition results from prolonged exposure to ego-stroking. Some theorists believe that the entire Japanese people suffer from Asperger's Syndrome because of their tendency to stay emotionally detached in all situations except seppuku.


At least they turned the tables on the NT as well:
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Neurotypical syndrome (a.k.a. NT or arrogant mob syndrome) is a life-long and serious mental disorder affecting people everywhere. Symptoms include inflated ego, mob formation, readiness to follow idiots, and possibly the formation of a large goiter. Persons afflicted with this disorder should be referred to as persons with Neurotypical syndrome, persons with NT or persons who have NT. Though it seems that most persons with NT would prefer to be referred to as neurotypicals, NTs or even normals, nobody cares about their opinions; after all, they are seriously ill, and clearly do not know what is best for them.




Also, try Asparagus Syndrome, Assburgers Syndrome,


YAY the tables have turned on NTs TFSU NTs!! ! (the TFSU is only directed at mean ones... not the nicer ones who roam wrongplanet :) )


aspargus symdrome?? hah. sorry but I did find that funny.


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06 Dec 2007, 5:09 pm

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Uncylopedia is a parody site. The editors are required to be knowledgable on the subjects they make fun of. In other words, the AS article was written by someone with AS.

It has some awesome stuff on there.

Just curious, how do you know the person of the article has AS?

Uh-oh: another "prove the diagnosis" post from Spokane... :?



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06 Dec 2007, 5:10 pm

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Uncylopedia is a parody site. The editors are required to be knowledgable on the subjects they make fun of. In other words, the AS article was written by someone with AS.

It has some awesome stuff on there.


Exactly. Urban Dictionary is set up in such a way that it's hard to tell if it's editors actually believe what they write (and some, no doubt do). But Uncyclopedia is absolutely a joke - none of it is meant to be taken seriously or believed:
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Uncyclopedia is an encyclopedia full of misinformation and utter lies. You might say it puts the "psych!" in "encyclopedia". It's sort of like Congress or Parliament, but unlike Congress or Parliament, we do have a sense of humor. -Uncyclopedia:About
And almost any article on Uncyclopedia can be edited; edits may be reverted but usually you can argue for your edits to stay if they are a reasonable attempt to be funny. Most people at Uncyclopedia are nice if you're nice to them, though speaking as an Uncyc. editor myself, people who go there with a bad attitude do often make irresistible targets for funny flamewars.



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06 Dec 2007, 5:10 pm

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Uncylopedia is a parody site. The editors are required to be knowledgable on the subjects they make fun of. In other words, the AS article was written by someone with AS.

It has some awesome stuff on there.

Just curious, how do you know the person of the article has AS?

Uh-oh: another "prove the diagnosis" post from Spokane... :?

oh great :?


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07 Dec 2007, 2:34 am

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I want to wear a cape with the WrongPlanet alien and fight crime in my Aspiemobile.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc_Myyye20


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07 Dec 2007, 5:36 am

I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.



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07 Dec 2007, 5:48 am

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I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.

Ah, your very first post. How long have you been here at WP? Hours? Minutes? :roll:



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07 Dec 2007, 7:31 am

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I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.

Ah, your very first post. How long have you been here at WP? Hours? Minutes? :roll:

bannage for this person please :evil:


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07 Dec 2007, 7:37 am

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I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.

Ah, your very first post. How long have you been here at WP? Hours? Minutes? :roll:

bannage for this person please :evil:

Now, now. All us "fat losers" are entitled to our opinions . . . right? :lol:



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07 Dec 2007, 7:38 am

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I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.

Ah, your very first post. How long have you been here at WP? Hours? Minutes? :roll:

bannage for this person please :evil:

Now, now. All us "fat losers" are entitled to our opinions . . . right? :lol:

im not fat... im only 5'0 and 89 lbs...

so i guess im a skinny little loser there :oops:


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07 Dec 2007, 11:51 am

This is just too awful. The people who have something sensible to say about aspergers on that site get lots of thumbdowns... and the people who are absolutely horrible bas***** get lots of thumbups...

The ignorance, fear and degredation is horrible. :(


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07 Dec 2007, 11:53 am

althouugh i do use urban dictionary to find out certain internet words that are new to me like TFSU=the f*** shut up


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07 Dec 2007, 12:32 pm

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This page on UrbanDictionary should be shut down!

Would they say things like this about wheelchair users, for example?

it shouldn't be shut down because it isn't prejudice/just ignorance against aspergers,they have actually had up very bad comments about a lot of different disability groups.
most common things on there have complete crap for definitions,urban dictionary used to be okay in the early days but it's just become overloaded with rubbish,it's not one for serious stuff.


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07 Dec 2007, 1:28 pm

UncleBeer wrote:
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I actually agree with these definitions, I would guess 80% of this site is just fat losers who can't get along with people or are real dumb, and they use this as an excuse.

Ah, your very first post. How long have you been here at WP? Hours? Minutes? :roll:


I used to go by flikr. I had like 20 posts. But these bastards who run these forums banned me. I'm actually hoping that I beat my record this time of 20 posts and get banned by 10 posts.

No actually I just speak my mind and all the losers here go crying to the moderators. Well I have a little something to say them. f**k You. You don't like it then ban me if it makes you feel good. Guess what I don't give a f**k. First of all it's not going to crush me if I can't use the site. Second of all obviously the ban didn't work because here I am surprise surprise. Third of all an ip ban doesn't work because there's more than one ip address that I can use. So ban away.



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07 Dec 2007, 2:05 pm

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I used to go by flikr. I had like 20 posts. But these bastards who run these forums banned me. I'm actually hoping that I beat my record this time of 20 posts and get banned by 10 posts.

No actually I just speak my mind and all the losers here go crying to the moderators. Well I have a little something to say them. f**k You. You don't like it then ban me if it makes you feel good. Guess what I don't give a f**k. First of all it's not going to crush me if I can't use the site. Second of all obviously the ban didn't work because here I am surprise surprise. Third of all an ip ban doesn't work because there's more than one ip address that I can use. So ban away.


Ignorant f**ker.


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