Ahaha, I was actually going to agree with you whole heartedly until I read the post. I actually like the "natural" sort of wind blowing. Over here during the "Santa Ana" winds, it can get pretty violent (like when it rattles windows), but it's strangely comforting to me.
The "wind" I hate is the stuff coming from fans, and air conditioners, or even the car window... Sound/feel of it... 
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