BANNED (The Game)

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Banned for winning the auction to buy my toenail clippings on eBay and not paying me! Cheapskate!

Banned for having toe nails the same colour as every ball in a game of snooker, except for white.

Banned for dyeing every hair on his head a different colour - then discovering he was colour blind!

Banned for drinking the full colour range of dulux paint and for squirting all shades of the spectrum out of his rectum.

Banned for the act of being banned.

Banned for cheating at chess.

Banned for being a Catherine Keener fan.

(I had to look the name up on the Internet to see who that was. I remember her in the film s1m0ne.)

Banned for inducing me to do Internet searches.

banned for using your magic to search the intrnet

Banned for trying to route the entire internet though your home pc.

Banned: For not inviting me to his pool party. (actually it was probably better I didn't go, since most the people were shot to death.)

Banned! I saw you on the hill overlooking my pool party through my binoculars - and I saw you holding that sharp shooters rifle aimed at my party guests! Too late to shoot me now - I've reported you to the police.

Banned! For threatening neighbors!

Banned for watching every episode of Neighbours ten times! (A crappy Australian based soap)

Banned for watching S1M0M3.