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Lillikoi
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23 Jun 2016, 2:53 am

Has the floor... and won't put it back.


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23 Jun 2016, 9:15 am

Has a point. A pointy point.


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24 Jun 2016, 11:24 pm

Has attempted to steal all of the light from every single light bulb in the world


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25 Jun 2016, 1:38 am

can communicate to (not with) botulinum through the spots in his eyes.


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25 Jun 2016, 10:54 am

Was caught smoking his toenail clippings.....


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25 Jun 2016, 10:58 am

Was caught smoking dog treats in the bathroom.


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25 Jun 2016, 11:27 am

Cooked a dog treat casserole for her significant other....


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25 Jun 2016, 9:58 pm

Was caught trying to find the library of Alexandria


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25 Jun 2016, 11:52 pm

Made an animated short about a pair of animated shorts.


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26 Jun 2016, 10:43 am

Can't decide if they like cloud eight or nine better.



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26 Jun 2016, 3:01 pm

Bakes pineapple upside-down cake right-side-up.


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26 Jun 2016, 3:26 pm

Lillikoi wrote:
Bakes pineapple upside-down cake right-side-up.

But eats it sideways....


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26 Jun 2016, 8:56 pm

lives in the attic of the New York Metropolitan Museum


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27 Jun 2016, 5:35 am

Mixed up the files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler. :P


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27 Jun 2016, 1:26 pm

Used the optics of the major telescopes to redirect light rays at everyone across the world..


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28 Jun 2016, 12:19 pm

Eats his eggs benedict off of a hubcap.

After all, there's no place like chrome for the hollandaise...


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