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ProfessorX
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17 Jul 2010, 5:35 pm

Throws a tonful of oil-covered oysters on his house to eat..



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17 Jul 2010, 6:11 pm

Lives in a pineapple under the sea.


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18 Jul 2010, 4:48 am

Gave me a stick of dynamite painted like a carrot!


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18 Jul 2010, 6:30 am

Was found to be a walking, talking street preacher..



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18 Jul 2010, 6:51 am

Was the real life person that 'Ken' was based on - as in the girls dolls Ken and Barbie.


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18 Jul 2010, 7:05 am

Hand-sews tiny sequinned outfits for his own collection of Barbies. :)



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18 Jul 2010, 7:12 am

Was considered to be teacher of the year award until Tallyman stole the award..



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18 Jul 2010, 7:51 am

Tasered me and threw me in a police cell for stealing the award!


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18 Jul 2010, 8:17 am

Was elected to the position of 2nd in charge of his country..



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18 Jul 2010, 9:47 am

Is a bigwig in the toupee manufacturers association.


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18 Jul 2010, 3:10 pm

Suffers a mild stroke every 20 seconds or so.



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18 Jul 2010, 3:15 pm

Pays for a mild stroke every weekend. :wink:


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18 Jul 2010, 3:34 pm

Jumps up & down everytime someone says fire...



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18 Jul 2010, 3:35 pm

Entered The Guinness Book of Records for the recorded number of times he stroked a cow.


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18 Jul 2010, 3:45 pm

Drink 8 pints of Guinness every night after a hot Indian curry.


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