Say something really stupid

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Here,i'm saying something stupid.

I am stupid.

So anything I say is stupid.

Oh, and I lost my DNA changing kit.

So I'm still half-grape, half-corvid.

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And half moose.

God is are in te rainbows!

Gaia is full of faggotry and fail.

I believe that humans and fish can coexist!

I eat dog poop.

You are not winner. Please try again.

Mah Mama always sez "stupid is as stupid does"

Smoke

Keep a loaded gun in the house

Play with it when you're drunk

Sleep around

Expect help

Jesus loves you

Sarcasm is always appreciated

Truisms save lives

A stitch in time will revel unraveling in reality

You're all going to be really impressed
with what i post drunk tonite

BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW

Smoke

Don't look out for cars when you're crossing the road

Sniff glue

Eat poo

Don't wear a seatbelt in the car

Don't use contraception

Don't cook food, eat it right out of the freezer

Go for walks on train tracks

Swim in deep water and canals

Never shower or take a bath

Stand close to your microwave, puncture a hole in the door

Always make racist slurs in public

Make as many enemies as possible

The trickle-down theory of economic management
is an efficient & compassionate way
to run society

Random details can be left out of any problem.

I don't know which I prefer: supernatural or naturally super.

"... a secret meeting was held secretly" - actual narration from a Speed Racer episode.

My all-time favourite:

IT'S ALL GOOD!



in case of a nuclear attack;
Duck & Cover