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I like, went upstairs, to you know... the bathroom and I like, did my thing and I like... totally flushed myself down the toilet. So then I was like, all yucky and such, and I like then discovered there were like, voles living in my septic system. Isn't that like so totally rad?

Born in lust, turn to dust. Born in sin, come on in.

I am more popular than Jesus!

Antidepressants make me depressed. I'd better up my dosage.

One time I killed an ant in cold blood, then pondered a few milliseconds before bursting into tears. A few days later, the rain washed away his tombstone...

Everything that happens in the movies is real
and you should just watch movies for the rest of your life
because school and studying is just a waste of time
for poo-poo heads

Does my butt look big in this?

And the stupid response would be: yes!

Even if it's the honest response.
Because, you know, lying is an important trait, apparently.

Never,ever,ever drink actual pure & natural water
Only ever drink coffee tea alcohol & carbonated sugar water
All that stuff about them needing more H2O to metabolise out of your system than they supply is un-scientific rubbish
Your body absolutely adores being in a perpetual state of dehydration
And the risk of getting diabetes is just an urban myth
also the black dye in coca-cola is essential human nutrition

I believe the whole unable to divide by zero concept is an alien conspiracy to prevent us from learning the secrets of the universe.

The only way to subdue the rabbits is to hit them with plungers.

I can put my leg behind my head.

Oh wait... You mean I have to spend my money? i thought it was like scoring points or something...

Something really stupid.

So here's the deal. I got my equipment, armor, sword and headed out. I went to the woods to find some monsters to slay, but all I found were these rat like creatures with tails full of deadly needles. I think my levels were too high or something because they all kept running away. I did actually mange to get a few of them with surprise attacks. But the thing I don't get though is why I didn't get any money or items by defeating them. I mean I feel kind of ticked off here that i put all the effort into slaying these things and i can't even pay for the supplies I used. Hell, I didn't even get any experience points. What kind of f****d up world is this?