Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. You will be moved next to a busy airport.

I wish for telemarketing calls to end.

Granted, the advertisers will focus on your e-mail and social networking accounts instead.

I wish I could study history at my own pace.

Granted. The pace is fixed at a fourth part of the average inflexible upwards.

I wish for a decent ruler that would never get lost.

Granted. That ruler is nailed to your arm.

I wish for the ability to talk to animals.

Granted. You already can (but they never reciprocate).

I wish to domesticate a herd of tarrasques.

Done but they kill each other becausse thay dont like close corders.

I wish could speek with the graitest persuasion.

Granted. Everyone goes deaf.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but you lose your taste buds.

I wish for a perpetual motion machine.

Granted. It dumps the entropy on you.

I wish for a thousand d20's.

Granted, thousands of D20 dice fall from the sky. So watch out if you go outside!

I wish for the ability of teleportation.

Granted. You cannot control when or to where it happens.

I wish for a box filled with thousands of d20's on the ground.

Granted, but they will be contained in sealed boxes made from tungsten.

I wish for an indestructible TV.

Granted. It is unwatchable as well.

I wish for Jupiter to implode.

Granted, but it takes light from Jupiter forty minutes to get to Earth, so you'll have to live another forty minutes with Jupiter in the sky, seemingly unharmed. (Hope I did this right...)

I wish for world domination.

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My nephew Coke needs to eat! Obviously we're related.

[It depends on current position. ]

Granted. You cannot back the nominal power you possess.

I wish for a massive diamond.