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16 May 2012, 10:40 pm

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Granted. You cannot back the nominal power you possess.

I wish for a massive diamond.


Granted, but you'll have to carry it home yourself.

I wish to go to the beach.


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16 May 2012, 10:41 pm

Granted, but there is a thunderstorm.

I wish to experience true sanity, so as to have a basis for comparison with my own mental state.


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16 May 2012, 10:44 pm

Granted. tHIs iS whAT it LOokS LiKE.

I wish for a massive un-blockable and indestructable and automatically calibrated Fresnel lens focused on a small circle of radius 5mm on an un-meltable platform always parallel to the lens and normal to the sun.


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16 May 2012, 11:00 pm

Granted, but the sun dies out.

I wish for the square root of -1 to be a real number.



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16 May 2012, 11:01 pm

Granted. As justified compensation, the universe collapses.

I wish 1=0..


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16 May 2012, 11:29 pm

Granted, but the Universe explodes from the imbalance of power.

I wish the place in My Little Pony was completely nuked and zombie-orc-vampire-ninjas invaded.


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16 May 2012, 11:33 pm

Granted. It survives.

I wish for a sentient computer to take over the UN.


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16 May 2012, 11:47 pm

Granted. Congratulations, you just wished Skynet into being.

I wish I had a pizza.



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17 May 2012, 12:15 am

Granted. There's anchovies on it. Raw, live anchovies.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.


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17 May 2012, 4:56 am

Granted - you will never stop doing what you know you should.

I wish I had a fast car.


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17 May 2012, 8:17 am

Granted, it has no breaks and looks like a Nissan Micra.

I wish for world domination.



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17 May 2012, 9:45 am

Granted, but duck because a large meteorite is heading here fast.

I wish for a quiet place where I can read and watch the news.



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17 May 2012, 11:10 am

Granted, but you will lose your eyesight.

I wish to get the last number in pi.



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17 May 2012, 4:32 pm

Granted. It is "1". In the movie Pi, the last number is "1" Link

I wish birds were quieter.



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17 May 2012, 4:45 pm

Granted. They quietly dive-bomb you as you're taking a walk.

I wish that my grades will go up before the end of the school year.


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