Corrupt A Wish

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Granted. Now you're the loneliest person in your entire neighbourhood.

I wish I had a date with Dr. Spencer Reid.

Granted. You become a fictional character.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash.

Granted, now your computer won't boot up..

I wish for just one day (at least) everyone on the planet was happy!

Granted. It's caused by alien parasites.

I wish that 30 aliens(plus a Queen) and eight predators appeared in the world in My Little Pony and wrecked havoc.

Done there are a few less avatars available for WP.

Wish I could solve the worlds problems with out creating more problems.

Last edited by johnny77 on 09 Jun 2012, 10:29 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Granted. Everybody's problems are solved, but now they have a stranger's problems.

I wish for a bucket of popcorn.

Granted. It is full of unpopped kernels.

I wish for a 3-sided die

Granted; the die is very difficult to roll and has sharp edges that give you "dice-cuts" every time you touch it.

I wish that no child ever had to suffer.

Granted, now all the adults do.

I wish for something to make me feel better.

Granted, but you now can't see, hear, or smell.

I wish I were 20 again and know what I know now.

Granted, however the side effects of the temporal readjustment leave you with a rusted car bumper complexion and breath that literally peels paint!

I wish the moon really was made of cheese.

Granted. The cheese melts due to the sun and falls to the earth, causing the extinction of life here.

I wish for a 2-headed coin to land on its side.

Granted but you didn't say what side so it lands on one of the faces.

I wish to think faster.

Granted, you already have. You just missed it.

I wish for people to come here more often.

Granted, people come here more often, but they just read, and don't post.

I wish for a perfectly formatted posting.