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redrobin62
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07 Jun 2012, 6:34 pm

Granted. Now you're the loneliest person in your entire neighbourhood.

I wish I had a date with Dr. Spencer Reid.



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07 Jun 2012, 7:13 pm

Granted. You become a fictional character.

I wish my computer wouldn't crash.



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07 Jun 2012, 7:20 pm

Granted, now your computer won't boot up..

I wish for just one day (at least) everyone on the planet was happy!


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07 Jun 2012, 10:29 pm

Granted. It's caused by alien parasites.

I wish that 30 aliens(plus a Queen) and eight predators appeared in the world in My Little Pony and wrecked havoc.


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07 Jun 2012, 11:36 pm

Done there are a few less avatars available for WP.

Wish I could solve the worlds problems with out creating more problems.



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08 Jun 2012, 1:32 am

Granted. Everybody's problems are solved, but now they have a stranger's problems.

I wish for a bucket of popcorn.


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08 Jun 2012, 8:15 am

Granted. It is full of unpopped kernels.

I wish for a 3-sided die



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08 Jun 2012, 8:56 am

ghoti wrote:
Granted. It is full of unpopped kernels.

I wish for a 3-sided die

Granted; the die is very difficult to roll and has sharp edges that give you "dice-cuts" every time you touch it.

I wish that no child ever had to suffer.



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08 Jun 2012, 9:03 am

Granted, now all the adults do.

I wish for something to make me feel better.



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08 Jun 2012, 10:28 am

Granted, but you now can't see, hear, or smell.

I wish I were 20 again and know what I know now.



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08 Jun 2012, 11:00 am

Granted, however the side effects of the temporal readjustment leave you with a rusted car bumper complexion and breath that literally peels paint!

I wish the moon really was made of cheese.


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08 Jun 2012, 3:34 pm

Granted. The cheese melts due to the sun and falls to the earth, causing the extinction of life here.

I wish for a 2-headed coin to land on its side.



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08 Jun 2012, 8:22 pm

Granted but you didn't say what side so it lands on one of the faces.

I wish to think faster.



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09 Jun 2012, 3:03 am

Granted, you already have. You just missed it.

I wish for people to come here more often.



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09 Jun 2012, 7:38 am

Granted, people come here more often, but they just read, and don't post.

I wish for a perfectly formatted posting.


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