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09 Jun 2012, 8:06 am

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Granted, people come here more often, but they just read, and don't post.

I wish for a perfectly formatted posting.


Granted, now everyone's posts look both identical and boring.

I wish I could turn off bad habits at will.


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09 Jun 2012, 6:19 pm

Granted, but you can't turn them on again, and you find that life is very boring without a few bad habits.

I wish for an escape clause.


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09 Jun 2012, 7:51 pm

Granted. The clause has riders that you must pay a severe penalty to escape.

I wish eye contact was considered rude and aggressive behavior by society.



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09 Jun 2012, 8:24 pm

granted Some one had a loud noise you we startled you looked some one in the eye, you get 6 months in jail for youre crime aganst humanity.
I wish I could shape shift at will.



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09 Jun 2012, 11:50 pm

Granted, you can take any form you want, as long as it is a snail.

I wish for a little red Corvette.


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10 Jun 2012, 12:01 am

Yensid wrote:

I wish for a little red Corvette.


Granted : Prince sends you his hotwheels (and they're wrecked)

I wish I still had all my toys from childhood in mint condition.


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10 Jun 2012, 5:41 am

Granted, but to keep them in mint condition, you have to be wrapped in plastic.

I wish for a new MacBook Air.


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10 Jun 2012, 8:40 pm

Granted. You will not have an internet connection to it.

I wish a pot of gold that won't harm me.



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10 Jun 2012, 9:15 pm

Granted, but it disappears immediately (although harmlessly).

I wish for a Chapstick that works.


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10 Jun 2012, 11:03 pm

Granted. But you have to have an alien worm implanted in your body before you get it.

I wish that a single ork warboss plus fifty orks appeared in Twilight land to pulverize the sparkly fanged idiots they call vampires.


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11 Jun 2012, 12:23 am

Granted now the werewolf population explodes.

I wish people were smarter.



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11 Jun 2012, 5:22 am

Granted. There are now two more smarter people, but they don't like you.

I wish for a bag of potato chips.


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11 Jun 2012, 8:58 am

Granted. The bag is 10 tons and youi will be eating only potato chips from now on.

I wish for an unpolluted river.



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11 Jun 2012, 10:40 am

Granted, but there 50,000 kids who can't find the toilet swimming in it.

I wish Republicans and Democrats could agree on a valid economic plan.



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11 Jun 2012, 8:26 pm

Granted, but it involves creating a new holocaust and cutting off support from the UN.


I wish that a giant troll face appeared in Alabama.


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