Corrupt A Wish

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Granted - you have it, but it doesn't work any more - damaged in transit

I wish I could stay awake for a week and not need to sleep

Granted. You then need to sleep for 3 weeks straight

I wish professors didn't assign any work to do during Christmas break

Granted. It is all assigned the day after break and due the next morning.

I wish for politicians to not be paid in any way, including campaign contributions.

Granted but they all turned to crime to support themselves and formed their own Mafia, and the cops are too scared to arrest them!

I wish I could turn 18 again at the stroke of midnight...

Granted. You are now a Video tape copy of the movie 18 Again!

I wish the roads would clear during this snowstorm so I can get home safe and alive and my car in 1 piece. Remembere it is Amatuer Night!

Granted. You're safe and alive, and you and your car are now one piece. You'll never be able to separate yourself from your car again.

(I hope you really did get home safely.)

I wish my shoulder would stop hurting.

ranted. Your shoulder (and arm) gets amputated.

I wish the earth would rotate along a square path.

Your shoulder is healed but the pain moved and now you have toothache...

I wish I had a magic carpet for instant travel.

Granted. The magic carpet drives into a textile recycling plant.

I wish for nothing. (:o What now?!?)

Youravatar is running away from the Nothing from Neverending Story as it devours everything in its path with oblivion.

I wish for the a large mug of coffee that keeps refilling...

Granted, but it overflows and creates a flood of coffee in your home.

I wish I had a New Years resolution.

Granted. Your resolution is to make the earth rotate along a square path for ghoti.

I wish to see the results of PHISHA51's efforts.

Granted. The results were that I successfully made the earth rotate in its new orbit in a shape of a square. However, a dramatic change in temperatures occurs because of the earth's new distance from the sun and the orbit is making the earth an easy target for comets and asteroids. The human race dies out because we couldn't handle the increased hot and cold temperatures and the bombardment from space rocks and the earth is once again the form it was in the book of Genesis: without form and void of life.


I wish to escape earth and find a new planet like earth in a different galaxy where I can enjoy life all by myself.

Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life hiding from dinosaurs.

I wish I had a glass of orange juice.

Granted - the colour is orange, but it's not from oranges!

I wish I had my own tropical island.