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sonofghandi
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19 Jul 2013, 7:22 pm

Granted. And for some reason, once you turn something on it stays on, even if you pull the cord.

I wish I could sleep.


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19 Jul 2013, 7:24 pm

Granted.....

None of your 'off' switches works.


I wish for a nice little cottage.

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19 Jul 2013, 7:27 pm

Granted. And it's made of gingerbread, which is awesome . . .

. . . until it rains.

I still wish I could sleep.


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19 Jul 2013, 9:37 pm

Granted. You are induced into a coma.

I wish to turn my hearing on and off at will.



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20 Jul 2013, 9:59 am

Granted. You turn your hearing off to go to sleep and you don't hear the smoke alarm going off in your house. You suffocate and die.
I wish I had a cell phone.



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20 Jul 2013, 11:07 am

Granted.
But the cell phone is so old it runs on punch cards.

I wish my wife could find a better job closer to home.


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20 Jul 2013, 1:03 pm

Granted.

She will become a well-paid foster mother for flatulent Mini Potbellied Pigs and Fainting Goats.

In your home.

I wish I had a solar-powered washing machine.

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20 Jul 2013, 9:18 pm

Congratulations! You have just won a solar powered washing machine.

Unfortunately it only works if you are wearing the clothes.

http://crispgreen.com/files/2011/04/sol ... achine.jpg

I wish I had a solar powered radio-television that was light and portable.



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21 Jul 2013, 6:51 am

Granted.

But....

You are now living on the dark side of the moon.

I wish that I had a talking parrot.

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21 Jul 2013, 7:00 am

Granted but it screams obscenities at your mother every time when comes to visit.

I wish my husband was not such an as*hole.



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21 Jul 2013, 7:09 am

Granted,

But now he has permanent, nauseating body and foot odor.

I wish I hadn't run out of cheese this morning.


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22 Jul 2013, 4:34 am

Granted, but everything else in your fridge is replaced with cheese.

I wish I had full control of the Hubble telescope.



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22 Jul 2013, 11:25 am

Granted, but you have to stay inside it.
NASA, not realizing you are inside it, blows it up and destroys it.
I wish space travel was more affordable.



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22 Jul 2013, 4:37 pm

Granted. Prices go way down, but so do safety and service. Would you like a trip into the heavens?

I wish that the Titanic had never sunk.


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22 Jul 2013, 4:39 pm

Here's your wings!


I wish I had a flying carpet.


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