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Granted. And for some reason, once you turn something on it stays on, even if you pull the cord.

I wish I could sleep.

Granted.....

None of your 'off' switches works.


I wish for a nice little cottage.

Sylkat

Granted. And it's made of gingerbread, which is awesome . . .

. . . until it rains.

I still wish I could sleep.

Granted. You are induced into a coma.

I wish to turn my hearing on and off at will.

Granted. You turn your hearing off to go to sleep and you don't hear the smoke alarm going off in your house. You suffocate and die.
I wish I had a cell phone.

Granted.
But the cell phone is so old it runs on punch cards.

I wish my wife could find a better job closer to home.

Granted.

She will become a well-paid foster mother for flatulent Mini Potbellied Pigs and Fainting Goats.

In your home.

I wish I had a solar-powered washing machine.

Sylkat

Congratulations! You have just won a solar powered washing machine.

Unfortunately it only works if you are wearing the clothes.

http://crispgreen.com/files/2011/04/sol ... achine.jpg

I wish I had a solar powered radio-television that was light and portable.

Granted.

But....

You are now living on the dark side of the moon.

I wish that I had a talking parrot.

Sylkat

Granted but it screams obscenities at your mother every time when comes to visit.

I wish my husband was not such an as*hole.

Granted,

But now he has permanent, nauseating body and foot odor.

I wish I hadn't run out of cheese this morning.

Granted, but everything else in your fridge is replaced with cheese.

I wish I had full control of the Hubble telescope.

Granted, but you have to stay inside it.
NASA, not realizing you are inside it, blows it up and destroys it.
I wish space travel was more affordable.

Granted. Prices go way down, but so do safety and service. Would you like a trip into the heavens?

I wish that the Titanic had never sunk.

Here's your wings!


I wish I had a flying carpet.


Sylkat