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23 Jul 2013, 2:55 pm

Granted. What's this? The elves went on strike and no suitable replacement workers are in the area. So there will be no presents from Santa this year.

I wish it would rain US $100 currency notes (bills) down on us.



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23 Jul 2013, 7:01 pm

Granted,

The bills are falling on you because an armored truck crashed in front of you sending cash everywhere. The police come and you are accused of trying to rob the armored truck.

I wish I had one of those movie theatre liquid popcorn butter dispensers in my kitchen.


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23 Jul 2013, 7:22 pm

Granted, but now all of your popcorn becomes liquid too.

I wish I had a wardrobe that always contained the perfect outfit for me to wear.



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23 Jul 2013, 9:35 pm

Granted.

Tomorrow morning you shall awaken in your new home in a nudist colony.

I want a small, well-behaved Dragon.



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23 Jul 2013, 9:53 pm

Granted, but now you have big nasty Mummy dragon and Daddy dragon making your life hell.

I wish I had my yard properly fenced.



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24 Jul 2013, 8:37 am

Granted. Welcome to prison. The yard is always properly fenced.

I wish I could write a global best-selling novel.


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24 Jul 2013, 8:55 am

Granted. A horrible plague has wiped out all but 37 people on Earth, but they each have a copy of your novel.

I wish I had a beautiful Ceylon sapphire necklace.



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24 Jul 2013, 11:55 am

Oh, you do.....wait, that looks like.......

Gimme back my necklace!!

I wish for a charming Bavarian -style cottage.


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24 Jul 2013, 2:50 pm

Granted. If only the genie had known what a Bavarian style cottage looked like . . . Oh well.

I wish I had a well-behaved dragon just like Sylkat's!


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24 Jul 2013, 4:58 pm

You get your dragon, but when she lays her eggs, and they hatch, I get to keep the smallest, quietest one.


You must raise the other 19 hissing, scaly, fire-belching brats!

I wish I had a video of Here-Be-Dragons at feeding time!


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24 Jul 2013, 5:14 pm

Granted, you get the video but it's on VCR, and you threw away your old VCR player years ago, and can't find anyone who still has one.

I wish I had unlimited free internet.



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24 Jul 2013, 5:19 pm

Granted. Your computers, tablets and any other form of device that could receive the internet connection are destroyed in a fire and you are unable to replace them.

I wish i was immune from fire-breathing dragons.



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24 Jul 2013, 6:07 pm

Granted. You get the plague instead.

I wish my breakfast would cook itself.



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25 Jul 2013, 7:36 am

Granted, your breakfast can cook itself. But due its new found powers your breakfast now kicks you out of your house and claims it for itself.

I wish there was a cure for the common cold.



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25 Jul 2013, 8:09 am

There is. It involves chilli, lemongrass, a cupful of rhinoceros beetles and a food processor.
And some honey to taste.

I wish I had a collection of Swarovski crystal birds.