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26 Oct 2013, 3:50 pm

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Years ago, I got a small padded envelope in the post.

"Oooh, what could this be?" I thought. The handwriting seemed familiar.

I opened it up.

It was one of my socks, sent by an ex.

:lol:



I would take that as an indicator that someone was hoping you'd contact them. Otherwise, they'd have just thrown it away or used it as a cleaning rag.


No, it wasn't.

I've still got her knickers somewhere, mind. :lol:



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26 Oct 2013, 3:51 pm

octobertiger wrote:
Willard wrote:
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Years ago, I got a small padded envelope in the post.

"Oooh, what could this be?" I thought. The handwriting seemed familiar.

I opened it up.

It was one of my socks, sent by an ex.

:lol:



I would take that as an indicator that someone was hoping you'd contact them. Otherwise, they'd have just thrown it away or used it as a cleaning rag.



No, it wasn't.

I've still got her knickers somewhere, mind. :lol:


Washed? Or not? 8O



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26 Oct 2013, 3:52 pm

^Somewhere? You know exactly where they are :wink:


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26 Oct 2013, 3:53 pm

Hang on...

*sniffs*

Oh yeah. :D



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26 Oct 2013, 3:54 pm

I wonder what garment JM left behind...



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26 Oct 2013, 3:55 pm

I think we should have a sweepstake on it. :wink:


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26 Oct 2013, 3:57 pm

5/2 - leather thong.
Evens - all of it, he borrowed her clothes.



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26 Oct 2013, 4:01 pm

:lol: ^^

What about a pair of marigolds?


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26 Oct 2013, 4:03 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM[/youtube]



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26 Oct 2013, 4:07 pm

The benefits of a good friend doesn't end in the bedroom you know.

There's a whole house to clean.


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26 Oct 2013, 4:14 pm

Was there any kiss, flirting? What do you mean by business? one time shag? What happened at her place?

You're not very fat btw, just slightly, chubby, but fat enough to be ruled ou of okc, but in real life there a millions of guys with your physique in relationships.



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26 Oct 2013, 4:21 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
Was there any kiss, flirting? What do you mean by business? one time shag? What happened at her place?

You're not very fat btw, just slightly, chubby, but fat enough to be ruled ou of okc, but in real life there a millions of guys with your physique in relationships.


Okay, I agree with that much. I have disabled my account for now anyway. I'll consider rejoining when my gym exercise exceeds my junkfood intake and I have some better photos.
I'll make do with the attention I get for now and bother acting on it for once. I think not acting on it is a major problem I have and a fear of not the rejection itself but being treated like an oddball or differently afterwards is holding me back.

As for your other questions Boo, I don't want to answer that here. They might be reading this!



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26 Oct 2013, 4:21 pm

It's better to have a bit of meat on your bones, in my humble opinion.


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26 Oct 2013, 4:22 pm

I wonder if JM is texting right now. I'm just curious.

He's probably writing "Fancy coming over for a pizza and a f**k?" Dirty dog.



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26 Oct 2013, 4:24 pm

Oh, how very tempting! :lol:

You silver tongued charmer.


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