Cute stunts for guys to use on their girlfriends. Add yours!

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Well, here are some of mine:

When your girlfriend is in bed and almost asleep, stick you tongue in her navel and wiggle it around like a worm.

When in bed with your girlfriend and you feel a belch coming on, lean over, blow in her navel, and quickly cup your hand over said navel as if you caught something. Then, lean back, raise your hand from her navel, and release the belch - BYAAAAP! Yes, you have simulated trapping your belch in her navel, holding it there, then releasing it.

At least one cat required - While in the sack with a girlfriend and a cat, move your hand under the covers to her tummy and wiggled your fingers. Of course, that will draw the attention of the cat and it will pounce. Then, run your hand up and down the length of her body, wiggling your fingers, and leading the cat in a chase of leaps and pounces.

At least one cat required - Take catnip and put it in an ordinary sock. Then get one of her bras, put the catnip laden sock in one cup, then fold the other cup over and close the cups like a clam shell. Put plastic wrap over the two cups and seal it with a rubber band. Don't include the straps. Let the bra cups absorb the catnip for at least three days. Then, when you know she is about to change cloths, remove the bra from the wrap, remove the sock from the cups, and place the bra on top of her other bras. The cats will go bonkers over her boobs. Additional option: If you want her to kill you, then while the cats are busy with her boobs, say "Look at the kitties - they want milk. Do you have milk? Are you lactating?! Are you pregnant?! !! !!"

So, what are your cute stunts?

Last edited by SoftwareEngineer on 21 May 2014, 12:24 pm, edited 1 time in total.

grind an alka seltzer pill into powder and pack her toothbrush with it.

the stunt works since people usually put the toothpaste onto the brush before pouring water on it... nor do they really pay attention to the brush when it goes from faucet to mouth.

the fun starts when the thing foams out of control in her mouth.

Thats when you come from behind and deliver the corny punchline:

ooooh i gave you rabies....

I found this catnip spray.

http://synergylabs.com/?product=xtreme- ... z-spray-3/

And, there are others available.

When you feel a fart coming on, ask your girlfiend to give you a big hug. Then when she hugs you, fart and say OW! don't squeeze so hard.

I feel very, very, very lucky that I do not and have not known a woman who would find these 'cute'.

I wonder why people think they can afford to come up with their own "cute stunts". I'm doing homework at 3am, I can't imagine this demographic is.

Replace her birth control pills with placebos.

They all sound like annoying stunts to me and too childish.

wtf is all that?

Maybe I am too boring.

I don't understand people who find these stunts amusing.

Cool! That would work with a belch too.

Ditto.

I have no problem with my S.O. being silly and/or goofy, but "stunts" like these, a/k/a pranks, are for frat boys. I suppose they might work if you were dating a sorority girl. Personally, I think all pranks have an element of meanness, and meanness has no place in a relationship.

That could backfire. Instead, try the tongue-in-her-navel trick. And, please, let us know about your devilish victory.

No offense, but I see these as things to do when you're trying to find an exit strategy for the relationship and don't have the guts to end it yourself. If your girlfriends gets off on this, well to each their own I guess, but I don't think this is going to be helpful for 95% of the people out there. Point being: use these "tips" at your own risk guys.

When I saw the title and author of this thread, I knew it would be about the OPs naval fetish. He's mentioned it in nearly every thread I've seen him post it on. He's obsessed.

'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...

Really though, are you all trying to re-enact the time you were particularly immature 8-year old boys and had weird feelings about your teenaged sister which could only be expressed through such 'pranks'?