Cute stunts for guys to use on their girlfriends. Add yours!

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20 May 2014, 9:49 pm

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'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...

So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?

Is it not generally true that Aspies despise surprises?

I have nothing against teasing, joking, general silliness, and outright, over-the-top affection, but save the cute stunts for the guys at the office.

So, if I a guy talks for cats and says silly things on their behalf, would that be a good kind of cute?

It's a bit sophomoric (I think the kids these days call that "lame"), but less offensive than the other examples.

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21 May 2014, 5:13 am

The joke, she is dead.

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21 May 2014, 11:36 am

Eureka13 wrote:

SoftwareEngineer wrote:

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SoftwareEngineer wrote:

Eureka13 wrote:

Hopper wrote:

'Cute stunts' for the non-astute see-you-next-tuesday...

So, if you don't like those, what sort of cute stunts do you like?

So, if I a guy talks for cats and says silly things on their behalf, would that be a good kind of cute?

It's a bit sophomoric (I think the kids these days call that "lame"), but less offensive than the other examples.

Hmmm. Well, kitties are already silly - silliness is a natural part of being a kitty. So, saying silly things on their behalf seems to make sense. Watch the video below for a demonstration of feline silliness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5ODwR6F ... l0KnfL-7RQ

Of course, as the documentary below illustrates, stunts are not always appreciated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aE_gN8f ... RQ&index=4

Post edit: These kitties are very silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLcLH9 ... Q&index=33

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21 May 2014, 2:17 pm

^^^^Pssst. Those are animated fictions.

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21 May 2014, 2:43 pm

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^^^^Pssst. Those are animated fictions.

Let's keep that a secret.

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22 May 2014, 9:28 am

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22 May 2014, 9:36 am

Could we not have a similar thread on the stunts girls can do to their boyfriends?

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22 May 2014, 2:03 pm

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Could we not have a similar thread on the stunts girls can do to their boyfriends?

Cool idea! But, forget it. The conclusion we can draw from this thread is, in current times, there really is no way to do anything that is open to interoperation and expect to get the benefit of the doubt. As we all know, relationships are filled with all sorts of things that are open to interpretation, because life is. Cute stunts were a fun way to exercise the positive default feelings and interpretations. The defaults have changed.

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27 May 2014, 1:10 am

If anyone is still watching this thread, you might want to stop by the women's section and take a look at this: http://www.wrongplanet.net/postt239647.html

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28 May 2014, 2:37 am

I don't find these "cute", but if you are into immature pranking, these could be good. I thought some of them were funny, especially the cat nip one. Not the part about lactating, but just the idea that a cat would be chasing you around and you're like "wtf"?

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