A potential solution for men with super-high standards

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24 Jun 2018, 8:25 pm

I have long struggled with the fact that the standards I set for myself in regards to the women I find attractive are unreasonably high. However, I very well may have found a solution! In the past few months, WWE women's wrestler Carmella has begun cutting hilariously obnoxious promos during episodes of SmackDown!



Suffice it to say, these have helped me associate gorgeous with annoying! :lol:

Another pair from the same show has also helped with this issue :P



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25 Jun 2018, 10:25 pm

I thought you were going to post a solution for actually getting high standard girls.


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26 Jun 2018, 8:18 am

Just win a mega lottery!



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26 Jun 2018, 9:03 am

Stay single!


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26 Jun 2018, 11:47 am

A high standard girl is one with porn star makeup, no modesty and fake titties?



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26 Jun 2018, 12:05 pm

According to King Lemuel, the Ideal Woman...

... has "Noble Character"
... inspires confidence in her
... lacks nothing of value
... brings good, not harm
... works with eager hands
... brings food from afar
... gets up while it is still night
... provides food for her family
... invests her own money wisely
... plans for the future
... works vigorously, not half-heartedly
... sees that her trading is profitable
... is industrious
... is charitable to the poor and needy
... clothes herself and her family well
... has a respectable husband
... makes garments and sells them
... is clothed with strength and dignity
... can laugh at the days to come
... speaks with wisdom
... gives faithful instruction
... watches over the affairs of her household
... is not idle
... is called 'blessed' by her family
... is praised by her husband above all other women
... fears the Lord
... is honored and praised for the works of her hands


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26 Jun 2018, 12:11 pm

HistoryGal wrote:
A high standard girl is one with porn star makeup, no modesty and fake titties?

I'm reminded of my teen years. If ever the subject of crushes came up, I would rack my brains to see if I could remember the name of some popular super-model or pop star because I knew that if I were honest, the reaction would always be "what? her?" followed by endless ribbing about it. I often wondered how many of the other boys found this stereotyped convention of beauty truly appealing, or whether, for the sake of an easier life, they were just pretending like I was.


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26 Jun 2018, 12:15 pm

Hi Fnord, you are referring to the Proverbs woman. That's a beautiful example.



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26 Jun 2018, 12:19 pm

HistoryGal wrote:
Hi Fnord, you are referring to the Proverbs woman. That's a beautiful example.
I was also referring to my own wife. :heart:


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26 Jun 2018, 1:54 pm

You got remarried? Cool. Glad you have someone special.



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26 Jun 2018, 2:11 pm

The two ladies in the 2nd are sexy looking only when I mute the video.



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26 Jun 2018, 4:08 pm

HistoryGal wrote:
A high standard girl is one with porn star makeup, no modesty and fake titties?



It seems everybody has different standards, when it comes to a high standard woman. lol



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26 Jun 2018, 6:49 pm

SportsGamer35728 wrote:
I have long struggled with the fact that the standards I set for myself in regards to the women I find attractive are unreasonably high. However, I very well may have found a solution! In the past few months, WWE women's wrestler Carmella has begun cutting hilariously obnoxious promos during episodes of SmackDown!



Suffice it to say, these have helped me associate gorgeous with annoying! :lol:

Another pair from the same show has also helped with this issue :P



Carmella is annoying. James Ellsworth is back with her again. I'm guessing the others you are referring to are the Iconics. They are annoying too. Smack down should be good tonight.



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26 Jun 2018, 7:59 pm

Trogluddite wrote:
HistoryGal wrote:
A high standard girl is one with porn star makeup, no modesty and fake titties?

I'm reminded of my teen years. If ever the subject of crushes came up, I would rack my brains to see if I could remember the name of some popular super-model or pop star because I knew that if I were honest, the reaction would always be "what? her?" followed by endless ribbing about it. I often wondered how many of the other boys found this stereotyped convention of beauty truly appealing, or whether, for the sake of an easier life, they were just pretending like I was.


What was wrong with your real crush?


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26 Jun 2018, 8:44 pm

LOL at Smackdown



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26 Jun 2018, 9:59 pm

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What was wrong with your real crush?

I was never quite sure at the time, and it wasn't just one crush in particular, it seemed to be just about anyone that I found attractive. I never really had a particular physical "type" that most attracted me, but I've always found flashy clothes, make-up etc. a bit off-putting, and I was never interested in anyone that seemed either submissive or arrogant. The girls my own age that I fancied were always on the social fringes, just like me, I suppose.


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