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What was Jesus' sexual orientation?
Heterosexual 25%  25%  [ 22 ]
Bisexual 9%  9%  [ 8 ]
Homosexual 14%  14%  [ 12 ]
Asexual 31%  31%  [ 27 ]
Auto-sexual (masturbation only) 2%  2%  [ 2 ]
Bestiality 11%  11%  [ 10 ]
Other (specify 7%  7%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 87

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01 Oct 2012, 7:17 pm

Tensu wrote:
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What is a "real" religious discussion- one where nobody disagrees with you or demonstrates the futile and asinine nature of religion?


To me, it seems that this discussion was sparked by the "secret gospel of mark", but instead of being about wether or not said "secret gospel" exists and what it's impact would be if it was real, Panda posted a poll about Jesus's sexual orientation. And even under that topic do you really consider this:


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Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


as a serious response to that topic? Tell me, what's you're reason for thinking this? Or do you just want to make fun of Christians? Same goes for many of the posts on this thread: they don't really seem to have anything to do with the topic, they're just intended to make fun of people who think differently than those who post them.


First you imply this thread is poor satire not worthy of being taken seriously and then you criticize me for... not taking it seriously? You guys always want to have your cake and eat it too, I know, but please try harder next time


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01 Oct 2012, 9:22 pm

Vigilans wrote:
Tensu wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
What is a "real" religious discussion- one where nobody disagrees with you or demonstrates the futile and asinine nature of religion?


To me, it seems that this discussion was sparked by the "secret gospel of mark", but instead of being about wether or not said "secret gospel" exists and what it's impact would be if it was real, Panda posted a poll about Jesus's sexual orientation. And even under that topic do you really consider this:


Vigilans wrote:
Jesus was trisexual, man. He'd try anything


as a serious response to that topic? Tell me, what's you're reason for thinking this? Or do you just want to make fun of Christians? Same goes for many of the posts on this thread: they don't really seem to have anything to do with the topic, they're just intended to make fun of people who think differently than those who post them.


First you imply this thread is poor satire not worthy of being taken seriously and then you criticize me for... not taking it seriously? You guys always want to have your cake and eat it too, I know, but please try harder next time


That's not what I meant. I meant even if this thread was intended to be taken seriously you have not done so.



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02 Oct 2012, 6:48 am

Now here's a fun thread!

I especially like how "bestiality" was included as an option to this question.

But Jesus was hittin' Mary Magdalene. I side more with that line of wisdom. It makes perfect sense.


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02 Oct 2012, 8:21 am

I think he was gay.



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02 Oct 2012, 1:59 pm

Who are the ten folks who picked "beastiality"?

And where is your evidence?



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02 Oct 2012, 7:23 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Who are the ten folks who picked "beastiality"?

And where is your evidence?


They don't call him the lamb of God for nothing!



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02 Oct 2012, 8:21 pm

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Who are the ten folks who picked "beastiality"?

And where is your evidence?


Wasn't "riding an ass" fairly popular in those days?



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04 Oct 2012, 8:16 pm

donnie_darko wrote:
I think he was gay.


Why?



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04 Oct 2012, 8:24 pm

donnie_darko wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Who are the ten folks who picked "beastiality"?

And where is your evidence?


They don't call him the lamb of God for nothing!
:lol: :lol:


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