What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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My dream was jumbled last night.

I don't know if it was a dream, or if I really read it somewhere, but an article showed up on the Internet that hinted Denis Istomin might be suffering aftereffects from the injuries he suffered in a car accident as a teenager. I hope that isn't true.

I was walking up a hill trying to get somewhere fast. There were other people in the way. I was trying to pass them. One of the people was not a person at all but a little white teddy bear wearing a navy blue turtleneck sweater. Later in the dream the bear had no turtleneck and I was talking to it. It winked and took a picture of me. The flash was very bright. I said to the teddy, " maybe you got kicked out because you were taking too many pictures of people." The teddy shook its head no. Then I heard a voice say, "No, it's how you were treating your mom."

My brother and a bunch of his friends had gotten a bunch of Disney cartoons on video that had been heavily edited and dubbed over to make them look like porn. I begged them not to watch the videos and I was very upset and disgusted by the way they were drooling over images of Daisy Duck and Minnie Mouse graphically getting it on with Donald and Minnie and Goofy being gay with Pluto. At least I think that was what was going on because I could barely even look at the cartoons. But they wouldn't listen. They had built a secret room so they could watch the videos to their heart's content and then fall asleep. And then I told my brother in a harsh, painful whisper than I hated him.

When I woke up my whole body felt so heavy it was as if I was made of lead. Maybe the dream was from watching a little bit of Drawn Together on YouTube last night, where they take all the wholesomeness and innocence out of many cartoons.

I dreamed that I got a large white rabbit, but I wanted to take it back and exchange it for a cat. My mum put the rabbit in a box, and we took it to the store, but it was busy and noisy there, and mum was chasing after the store people, trying to get their attention, while I was looking at video games and cds.

Not weird, this one, rather astoundingly lucid instead.

I seem to recall dreaming of a midnight walk I took halfway to a dock. In the daytime it had been just a jetty with some kayaks & a jetski.

In my dream, it was a foggy morning. Still mist describes it better. The water didn't stop at the opposite shore nor its' houses. I saw only more winding boardwalks & water lillies where the dock had previously ended. Someone who knows me the best was waiting on & above the lake for me.

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I dreamt I had an irresistible urge to pee, and I piddled in a public trough, it was in a restaurant kitchen, and from that point on, when people saw what I did, I was shunned and ridiculed endlessly, even though I tried to clean up after myself.

I dreamed of a young spy agent climbing up a seemingly endless building with no climbing equipment. When he finally got to the top and pulled himself through the window, he gatecrashed a party full of rich alcohol, rich food, and overly rich people.

A couple nights ago I dreamed I was working at my 2nd job & we were very shorthanded. I was doing an aspect of a two person task I almost never done & didn't have anyone helping me. Management got on my case because I only got half way done with it.

That same night I also dreamed about this world where people were living with dinosaurs & this survivalist guy was wanted dead or alive by most because of a misunderstanding. He survived for years with only a few allies that he tried his best to help out but wasn't always able to. Some died but he never did.

my ex boyfriend vomited up scrambled eggs and ketchup and then he died.

then later on i made an omelet out of eggs and what i can only imagine must have been blue raspberry jello.

that's all i can remember

I see weird dreams all the time.