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01 Jan 2011, 10:34 pm

Do you accept the flying spaghetti monster into your bellies as your personal lord and savior?

Will you be touched by his noodly appendage?

Come brothers and sisters, we shall feast on his body and break garlic bread.

Those who do not accept him into your bellies will suffer the damnation of a rumbly in your tumbly.

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01 Jan 2011, 10:42 pm

Good food, good wheat, good god, lets eat!

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01 Jan 2011, 10:53 pm

MasterJedi wrote:

Does thou accept the flying spaghetti monster into your bellies as thy personal lord and savior?

Will thy be touched by his noodly appendage?

Come brothers and sisters, we shall feast on his body and break garlic bread.

Those who do not accept him into thine bellies will suffer the damnation of a rumbly in thy tumbly.

Thou needs more sanctimony and corniness if you want ta pull in the big numbers.

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01 Jan 2011, 11:21 pm

Happy holidays!

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01 Jan 2011, 11:35 pm

On the subject of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, here is a good clip from Craig vs Wolpert.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6m-KNUmG4[/youtube]

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02 Jan 2011, 12:38 am

91 wrote:

On the subject of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, here is a good clip from Craig vs Wolpert.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6m-KNUmG4[/youtube]

Of course, it's not necessary for a computer to require all living sentient beings to grovel before it and kiss its mechanical ass. The logic works equally backwards. Einstein clearly described his concept of God as merely the interaction of all physical forces and openly and repeatedly denied his (Einstein's) concept has anything to do with the personal god or gods proclaimed by religion. If you want to call a computer God, OK, but the God of the Bible has nothing to do with that mechanical contrivance.

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02 Jan 2011, 12:50 am

I like pasta. I'm not a fan of monsters, and I don't particularly enjoy flying, especially with the ever-increasing security circus at airports.

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02 Jan 2011, 1:10 am

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I like pasta. I'm not a fan of monsters, and I don't particularly enjoy flying, especially with the ever-increasing security circus at airports.

Of course, if deities must be starchy. Mr. Potato Head who is much more accessible makes a fairly decent idol with changeable features for every occasion. And he seems quite Earthbound. French fries make a fairly decent meal and great for Catholics who decide to become vegetarians and no longer wish to consume the flesh and blood of Christ. A symbolic baked potato can be just as inspiring as that poor bloody guy nailed to a wooden cross. Perhaps it was a potato that Adam and Eve delighted in until God revealed that it increased their mental capacity beyond what He had intended.

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02 Jan 2011, 2:41 am

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As a man with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

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02 Jan 2011, 8:56 am

Doest thou - thou needest.

Grate not mine ear.

Otherwise, BSW

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02 Jan 2011, 9:18 am

Master_Pedant wrote:

MasterJedi wrote:

As a man with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

Ok, there is a real reason why you want a social safety net, and it isn't just abstract political philosophy.

(Is now waiting for the next confession of a disorder from the person who has diabetes, AS, and celiac disorder)

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02 Jan 2011, 10:11 am

"As a MAN with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

And I as a PERSON am both disgusted and shocked by your insensitive gender-jingoism.

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02 Jan 2011, 10:21 am

Philologos wrote:

"As a MAN with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

And I as a PERSON am both disgusted and shocked by your insensitive gender-jingoism.

Absolutely right. He should have identified himself as a person of indeterminate gender.

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02 Jan 2011, 10:57 am

Sand wrote:

Philologos wrote:

"As a MAN with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

And I as a PERSON am both disgusted and shocked by your insensitive gender-jingoism.

Absolutely right. He should have identified himself as a person of indeterminate gender.

I hope you mean "person" in the philosophical sense, and not in the sense of "human-being". After all, that would have been intolerably species-ist.

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02 Jan 2011, 11:12 am

Awesomelyglorious wrote:

Sand wrote:

Philologos wrote:

"As a MAN with Celiac disorder, I'm disgusted by your discrination against those intolerant to glutten!

And I as a PERSON am both disgusted and shocked by your insensitive gender-jingoism.

Absolutely right. He should have identified himself as a person of indeterminate gender.

I hope you mean "person" in the philosophical sense, and not in the sense of "human-being". After all, that would have been intolerably species-ist.

It hadn't occurred to me but you are also correct. He should have identified himself as a cell colony of indeterminate gender. This may piss off a few touchy viruses but when they complain on this site I will come up with something.

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