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Giftorcurse
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27 Feb 2011, 4:54 pm

There was me. That is Giftorcurse, and I sat on my bed, trying to make up my rassoodock about what to do with the afternoon. The refrigerator had soda plus. Soda plus synthemesc, or vellocet or drencrom. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultraposting.


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27 Feb 2011, 5:06 pm

I've been investigating threads that begin with the letter "M". Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?



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27 Feb 2011, 5:22 pm

Sergeant Schultz: "I know nothing! Nothing!"


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27 Feb 2011, 6:07 pm

Would you like a jellybaby? Sorry, must dash back to the TARDIS. There's a homicidal maniac breaking down the door with an axe.

*The sound of wood splintering, followed by a gurning face being thrust into the resultant hole*

HEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! COME BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR MEDICINE LIKE A MAN!


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28 Feb 2011, 12:16 am

do the urkel dance!



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28 Feb 2011, 1:27 am

Die, die we all pass away
Don't wear a frown, 'cause it's really OK
You might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day



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28 Feb 2011, 11:15 am

Yes, every Who down in Whoville liked Christmas a lot, but the Grinch, who lived just north of Whoville, did not.


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28 Feb 2011, 12:59 pm

CGI rules! CGI rules!
Go, digital, go! Go, digital, go!
Digital characters rule! Digital characters rule!



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28 Feb 2011, 5:08 pm

Asuka, wake up! Asuka! Asuka!
*fap fap fap fap fap*
I'm so f****d up.


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28 Feb 2011, 6:00 pm

Okay, ew. I didn't need to get that reference.

Listen to me. Wealth is the only reality. And the only way to obtain wealth is to take it away from somebody else. Wake up, Blake! You may not be tranquilised any longer, but you're still dreaming.


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28 Feb 2011, 6:54 pm

Plastics.


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28 Feb 2011, 7:49 pm

Make like a tree, and leave!



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01 Mar 2011, 10:31 am

Willy Wonka's opening up his factory! He's going to let people in!


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01 Mar 2011, 11:00 am

EX-TER-MI-NATE!

We are the supreme beings!


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01 Mar 2011, 12:15 pm

As a naval officer, I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is also known that we now have the situation relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden, Arabs? Yours etc., Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.