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11 Oct 2016, 6:42 pm

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12 Oct 2016, 4:58 am

Let me go! I'm not fit to be a senator! I'm not fit to live! Expel me, not him! Willet Dam is a fraud! It's a crime against the people who sent me here - and I committed it! Every word that boy said is the truth! Every word about Taylor and me and graft and the rotten political corruption of my state! Every word of it is true! I'm not fit for office! I'm not fit for any place of honor or trust! Expel me, not that boy!


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19 Oct 2016, 3:19 pm

This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle—oh, fine! Let's just pull out our swords and start banging away at each other, that will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked. . . pirates!


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20 Oct 2016, 10:12 am

"My bologna has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R...My bologna has a second name it's H-O-M-E-R"


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20 Oct 2016, 2:25 pm

My Name is Barry Allen and I am the Fastest Man Alive.



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20 Oct 2016, 3:32 pm

Guard the chest!

NO!


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20 Oct 2016, 6:54 pm

You guys won't believe some of the weird stuff they've got around here. They got this bird the size of a Rottweiler. Looks like somebody ran over his head.



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20 Oct 2016, 9:36 pm

"Are you loco in the cocoa?"



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21 Oct 2016, 6:05 am

Kenya wrote:
You guys won't believe some of the weird stuff they've got around here. They got this bird the size of a Rottweiler. Looks like somebody ran over his head.


Looking at him that night, he seemed so wise. . . and ancient, like the first dog who ever walked the earth. I just hope that one day, I can be like him.


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25 Oct 2016, 7:27 pm

I can take umbrage, I can take the cake, I can take the "A" train, I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five.


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03 Nov 2016, 4:01 pm

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03 Nov 2016, 4:20 pm

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04 Nov 2016, 12:01 am

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04 Nov 2016, 12:05 am

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."