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04 Nov 2016, 5:10 am

Oh, look! Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table. Uh, Smithers, why don't we leave the room, and hopefully, when we return, the pile of money will be gone.


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04 Nov 2016, 7:19 am

When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently through the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the old saying goes, "Let your children run wild and free."



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04 Nov 2016, 12:51 pm

Non!


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04 Nov 2016, 3:11 pm

This is indeed a disturbing universe.



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04 Nov 2016, 11:31 pm

I'm Louie the Fly, I'm Louie the Fly.
Straight from rubbish pit to you
Spreading disease with the greatest of ease,
Straight from rubbish pit to you.
I'm bad and mean and mighty unclean,
And afraid of no one...
Except the man with the can of Mortein!
Hate that word, Mortein!

One spray, and Louie the Fly
Apple of his old mother's eye,
Was Louie...
Poor dead Louie, a victim of Mortein. :skull:

(I've been watching the old commercials for this Australian bug spray on YouTube, and now that jingle won't stop playing in my head)



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05 Nov 2016, 1:18 am

Rack 'em and pack 'em! We're phantoms in fifteen!


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05 Nov 2016, 5:03 am

"Does this bird belong to you?"
"*horrified scream*"



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05 Nov 2016, 5:50 am

If only it was the picture who was to grow old, and I remain young. There's nothing in the world I wouldn't give for that. Yes, I would give even my soul for it.


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05 Nov 2016, 8:42 am

My name is Oliver Queen. After five years in hell, I have come home with only one goal: to save my city. Now others have joined my crusade. To them I'm Oliver Queen. To the rest of Starling City, I am someone else. I am... something else. I am... The Arrow



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18 Apr 2017, 2:04 pm

Wilkins: Ya know, people who don't drink Wilkin's coffee just blow up sometimes.
Wontkins: Aw, that's a lot of - *BOOM!!*
Wilkins: See what I mean?



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18 Apr 2017, 2:10 pm

Wontkins: Why are we climbing this tree?
Wilkins: To get some Wilkins' coffee.
Wontkins: I don't want any.

(Wilkins kicks Wontkins out of the tree)

WilKins: It was autumn, and the nuts were beginning to fall.



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18 Apr 2017, 2:32 pm

D'oh!


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19 Apr 2017, 5:59 am

Sell your remote control. I'm the best thing on.


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22 Apr 2017, 4:46 pm

I hate mieces to pieces!-Jinx the Cat



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03 May 2017, 4:07 pm

Big fat hairy deal.


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