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Kiprobalhato
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04 Jun 2017, 3:52 pm

i don't want to participate in a war against robots


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04 Jun 2017, 4:01 pm

I have infinite patience


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04 Jun 2017, 4:55 pm

I enjoy having a great sense of impatience.


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04 Jun 2017, 5:32 pm

I won't regret making my latest post on this thread.



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04 Jun 2017, 6:20 pm

Time ended.....

...yesterday.



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04 Jun 2017, 6:32 pm

the person below me is a woke-azz niBBa whomst'd've lives in his timbs.


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05 Jun 2017, 9:51 pm

I have finally found myself proper employment!


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06 Jun 2017, 4:36 am

I sleep in till noon.


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06 Jun 2017, 4:01 pm

I never heard of an untrustworthy used car salesman.


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06 Jun 2017, 4:25 pm

I am a trustworthy used car salesman.


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06 Jun 2017, 6:56 pm

I do not like bonbons.



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07 Jun 2017, 1:59 am

bon bon bon bon

sweeter than reason.

better than reason.

sweeter than reason

better than reason


sweeeeeter.....


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07 Jun 2017, 9:44 am

Yesterday I planted some magic beans and this morning they grew into a giant beanstalk. I climbed up the beanstalk and at the top there was this huge castle. I went inside and there was a giant, who was crying his eyes out because some kid named Jack stole his singing harp and his goose that laid golden eggs.



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07 Jun 2017, 10:25 am

My cat Mischief had gotten some fleas, so I had the vet shrink me with a laser beam. After searching the furry jungle that is Mischief's back, I came upon some fleas just lazing around, and walked right up to them and said, "Okay, you guys need to get off of Mischief. You're making him very itchy." One of them asked, "Who or what is Mischief?", and I answered, "He's my cat that you guys are staying on." The fleas all just laughed, and one of them said "That's hilarious! Everyone knows cats have been extinct for ten million years! Next you'll be telling us something really crazy, like the world is round or that people have been to the moon."

They did end up leaving since I made them laugh so much, but I guess if I were them, I wouldn't have believed me either. :?



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07 Jun 2017, 4:49 pm

I have already published my first novel, set for release by the end of this year. :D


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07 Jun 2017, 9:09 pm

I am the richest man in the world.