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20 Feb 2018, 7:07 am

I invented skates that work on liquid water.



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20 Feb 2018, 8:47 am

Sticking your tongue on a metal poll when it's freezing is a good idea.



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20 Feb 2018, 10:17 am

It is not freezing cold outside. (Actually, it's below freezing. It was 29 degrees when I woke up this morning.)



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20 Feb 2018, 11:26 am

I never lie.


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20 Feb 2018, 11:27 am

Killing brain cells makes you cleverer.


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20 Feb 2018, 1:22 pm

Drinking bleach will kill all the germs inside your body and keep you healthy.

(hey, that's as stupid as believing it will "cure" autism)



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20 Feb 2018, 9:16 pm

Square pegs fit into round holes


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20 Feb 2018, 10:21 pm

It is no longer illegal for Olympic athletes to dope in order to compete.


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24 Feb 2018, 12:49 am

An earwig can crawl inside your ear, eat its way through your brain, and then come out your other ear.

But most people don't have to worry because it'll starve to death by the time it reaches their puny brains. :twisted:
Oh wait, this is supposed to be a lie, right? :mrgreen:



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24 Feb 2018, 11:13 pm

Aspies are neurotypical.


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26 Feb 2018, 10:35 am

The Olympic hymn is a good substitute for a real national anthem. (Nyet!)



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26 Feb 2018, 5:38 pm

The conspiracy of gluten-free food being eaten is even worse than chemtrails being seen across skies.


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26 Feb 2018, 9:33 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
The conspiracy of gluten-free food being eaten is even worse than chemtrails being seen across skies.


No such thing as chemtrails.


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02 Mar 2018, 12:52 am

I love conspiracy theories. :heart:



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02 Mar 2018, 6:40 am

I believe the Illuminati exists


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02 Mar 2018, 8:37 am

I hate conspiracy theories, they're not entertaining at all


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