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22 Nov 2011, 7:47 pm

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22 Nov 2011, 7:53 pm

It's time to buy a dog.



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22 Nov 2011, 7:56 pm

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Can ceiling cat see me watching porn?


No, but I can.

... disgusting. 8O


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22 Nov 2011, 8:37 pm

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Can ceiling cat see me watching porn?


No, but I can.

... disgusting. 8O


I am quietly satisfied...



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22 Nov 2011, 8:39 pm

But if they are all cats, can't you just wait until night when you can kick them all out of the house so you can do it in peace?



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22 Nov 2011, 8:48 pm

HerrGrimm wrote:
But if they are all cats, can't you just wait until night when you can kick them all out of the house so you can do it in peace?

Perhaps open a can of tuna in a different room away from the direct webfeed to Tea's computer, then perform quickly while the cats are busy and before Tea can compose herself enough to call 911.



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22 Nov 2011, 8:51 pm

Wait, there is a webfeed? Have you tried running the video through a loop like they did in the movie Speed?



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22 Nov 2011, 9:20 pm

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Wait, there is a webfeed? Have you tried running the video through a loop like they did in the movie Speed?


I think a video loop would kill Tea...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xv_a3gwQIw[/youtube]



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22 Nov 2011, 9:56 pm

I feel so dirty now...


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22 Nov 2011, 10:40 pm

TeaEarlGreyHot wrote:
I feel so dirty now...


Yahhh!



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24 Nov 2011, 9:05 am

:huh: Was that an inside joke? I don't get it.



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25 Nov 2011, 6:15 pm

pandabear wrote:
:huh: Was that an inside joke? I don't get it.


In this case, you are on the inside, and Ceiling Cat is looking in from outside. Well, actually, any of these cats could be looking at you at any moment. Probably some sort of revenge for Schrödinger's cat...



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25 Nov 2011, 7:41 pm

Even if ceiling cat disappeared, most porn sites time how long you masturbate to each video for market research. So no, someone always sees you. When I discovered this fact I felt so violated :oops:


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26 Nov 2011, 2:48 pm

Apparently the North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has a thing going too...

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26 Nov 2011, 3:18 pm

Maybe ceiling cat also likes porn and he is just trying to see the monitor over your shoulder.

Would you just put up some cat porn for him already!



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26 Nov 2011, 3:29 pm

Cash__ wrote:
Maybe ceiling cat also likes porn and he is just trying to see the monitor over your shoulder.

Would you just put up some cat porn for him already!

Rule 34 has been invoked, cat porn is now a thing.

I hope you're happy, Cash_.


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