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03 Oct 2006, 7:02 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

So far we've found that millions of years ago there was a city called Midgar run by an evil corporation called Shinra-Sombra. They used Garlic Cells to turn a man named Sephiroland Hojodeschain into a super-SWORDSLINGER.

That makes SFA sense and you know it. Stick to Jenova, or stick to garlic.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:07 pm

Or I could combine Garlic, Jenova, and Stephen King.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:09 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Or I could combine Garlic, Jenova, and Stephen King.

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I'm just going to make my way down to the "reality disinterface explosion" shelter.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:12 pm

It's too late for that.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:33 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Werbert's weird.

Comebacks
#1. Werbert's an aspie.
#2. That's why we like him.
#3. Takes one to know one.

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03 Oct 2006, 7:34 pm

I was going to say...

that's a rather redundant observation, isn't it?

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03 Oct 2006, 7:37 pm

en_una_isla wrote:

that's a rather redundant observation, isn't it?

Which one?

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03 Oct 2006, 7:39 pm

Yes, it's extremely reduntant. It's like saying I like FFVII.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:30 pm

*Scene: Werbert is laughing and having a good time with the other Wrong Planet members*

Werbert:...And so she says, that's not my cat, but you can keep stroking!

Other WP members: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! Werbert, you are such a comedic genius!

Werbert: Thank you, I try but...

*Suddenly, the lights are cut off!*

Other WP members: Hey! Oof! Get off of me! Who turned out the lights?!

*Someone reaches the fuse box and restores power*

Other WP members: About time! It was too...OH MY GARLIC!! !

*WERBERT IS MISSING!! !!*

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03 Oct 2006, 8:37 pm

Other WP members: I wonder who took him? Someone needs to get to the bottom of this!

Announcer: Who kidnapped werbert? Was it the Garlicists? Was it disaffected Mustardites? Or was it the Olive Garden? Tune in next week, same werbert time, same werbert channel!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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03 Oct 2006, 8:40 pm

It was Safer Sephiroth. I used that form to impale him on my wing. He's in the Eternal Prison.

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03 Oct 2006, 8:52 pm

The translation is in! The lost books or Garlic are now known.

Lost Book verse 234

"A man who ounce worshipped a false God will become to me as a son."

lost Book verse 235

" He return balance to the world of condiments ounce again as it was in the beginning"

Lost Book Verse 236

"He will come from the tribe of Werbite in the grassland of East Africa where the first
place the juice of Garlic was spilled on the soil producing the holy condiment garlic."

Lost Book Verse 237

"This will happen before aquacanines returns to my side"

I still trying to fully understand but that what we have at the moment.

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03 Oct 2006, 9:21 pm

Tantowakizashikatanatachinodachi.

This is what it said before translation.

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03 Oct 2006, 11:43 pm

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Tantowakizashikatanatachinodachi.

This is what it said before translation.

No, the translation of that big word would be "swordswordswordswordsword".

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04 Oct 2006, 6:44 am

Quatermass wrote:

One-Winged-Angel wrote:

Tantowakizashikatanatachinodachi.

This is what it said before translation.

No, the translation of that big word would be "swordswordswordswordsword".

Actually it would be more like "daggershortswordswordbigswordhugesword".

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