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To use humor, one must wear a highly saturated propeller hat and red nose. To use sarcasm, one must wear pointy ears. To use figurative language in a serious conversation, one must wear a beret with a bird's nest.

When entering a supermarket, anyone with young children must leave them in cages outside the entrance.

Sylkat

If your family uses your AS against you,
inject something into them to give them AS.

All new librarians must be tested if they will act like a jerk or not on the job.
If so, no jerks will be hired as new librarians. Same with teachers.

If someone does not respond when greeted, that someone is probably more intelligent.

Women are only permitted naked in my presence otherwise they are considered extremely rude

No man is above the law--in fact neither are women. Everyone is under the law.

Bullying, hate, prejudice, slander, abuse, neglect, violent crime and bigotry are all punishable by death, and therefore cease to exist.

Personal attacks, petty jealousies and hurtful (non-constructive) criticism are also strongly punished and cease to exist.

Everyone is allowed to live their own life and make their own choices as they see fit, as long as nobody else is harmed as a result.

Peace, love, unity, respect and responsibility truly becomes the way we live, not just a slogan for ravers.

You don't have to make eye contact and if you don't talk about your special interests, there's something wrong with you.

If there's a member of the opposite sex that you have a crush on, you should get in front of that person and do a little dance.

Stimming in public is perfectly normal and seen as an indicator of what normal is.

You have the right to NOT greet people when someone greets you.

You may ignore people (friends too) until they go away after spending more than a day with them instead of explaining that so much time together makes you physically sick.