Make up your own social rules

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You may ignore people (friends too) until they go away after spending more than a day with them instead of explaining that so much time together makes you physically sick.

You are free to have random conversations with random strangers, and if you don't want to you just say ''ignore'' (it is socially acceptable, not rude). The stranger (or you, if the stranger turned you down) can just find someone else to make conversation with

People don't judge you or think weird things about you, because everyone has a lot of empathy and will just admire you (unless you murder or something, but that's going too far)

Wear earplugs when you want, or put your fingers in your ears if you know a loud sudden noise might occur

All doctor/hospital waiting-rooms should all have a seperate room for parents with children who are likely to scream, so that people waiting for their appointments won't get so agitated - and those with ear problems won't have chronic earache when entering the doctors room (especially when he looks down your ear with one of those things - ouch!! !)

Skip along the street if you like - walking is boring

There's no need to excuse yourself for burping. It's natural to burp.

Places will now have family rooms with walls so people can enjoy their time without screaming kids or kids being kids and parents being lazy to do their jobs. Places like movie theaters or church will have rooms for families for their kids. Bring those back.

It be okay to be honest and it won't be rude when you point things out to people what they are doing wrong or when they are boring you or why you don't want to go out with them or why you don't want them around.

It be socially acceptable to watch children shows and not be ashamed of it.

You can talk about poop and pee at the table and no one will be grossed out by it

No one gets offended over the word ret*d and no one gets offended easily or else there is something wrong with you

No one will try and censor anyone and if other things bother them, they don't watch it or they leave the webpage and not read it anymore than trying to get people to boycott or get something shut down or getting movies to be PC by editing out words or other stuff

People don't have to do small talk and everyone won't be saying hi to each other all the time and greeting each other

Teachers would be allowed to have their own personal lives and so would everyone else and work places would stop finding reasons to fire or not hire someone based on what they do off work or do on vacations or do in their personal lives because there is work behavior and home behavior and school behavior so of course people will act different in every situation or act differently at work than they do off work

Being a male virgin as an adult is perfectly acceptable and you won't be shunned for it

It be okay to ask questions and no one won't get mad at you for being ignorant and they won't view you as judgmental and there be no contradiction there anymore

If you want a friend, just walk up to them and ask them if they want to come over to your home or go to a movie with you or whatever

It be rude to ask someone for their opinion and then get mad at them for it and accusing them of being rude or snide or whatever. There be something wrong with that person.

It's OK to fart at the table. Farting at the table is natural.

Listening to nursery rhymes and hymns on your Ipod is cool, and also listening to your own songs your recorded off your piano-keyboard. That's REALLY cool.

It's absolutely OK to not answer a question
that someone you don't know asks you.

one should offer a small bit of food to stranger if only you are the only two in the elevator.
hip bumps are substitute handshakes for acquaintances and nose-nose rubs for your customers.
it is considered rude to not wear a piece of fruit on your/around your head before the hours of 13:00/13:30.
ok, I'll stop the BS-ing now.

To make sure a stalker stops stalking you, stalk him or her back
to see if they like being stalked!

Idiosyncratic languages like tooth chattering and various stereotyped methods of communication are encouraged for multiculturalism.

If "Christian", start your own parish if your current parish
kicks you and/or your family out if you disclose the fact
you are an Aspie.

If you wish to be served in a quick manner, you must sing at the dinner table.

If someone tells you to do something you are
not comfortable doing, it is absolutely OK to punch
him or her in the face.

Calling a gay person a "fa***t" or calling a woman a "chick" is the social equivalent of calling a black person a "n****r."

Arguing on the streets about any issue regardless of severity is the equivalent of having a drunken brawl. Consuming psychoactive substances with the intention of pleasure is the equivalent of wearing a dunce cap. Engaging in excess and pleasure is the equivalent of being a similar dunce and seen with disgust.