Inaugural Give Werbert Your Money Post-A-Thon!

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TheMachine1
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23 Oct 2006, 10:58 pm

werbert wrote:
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I thought I would hold a post-a-thon to raise money for a male reproductive organ
pump.


Okay, folks, we've got a new and even better cause. TheMachine1 can't satisfy his boyfriend, so he needs your help to save his gay marriage. Give $100 and get this delightful "TheLoveMachine1" tote bag absolutely free!


Yeah folks I know I'm not Werbert but I do not need $50,000 either I just need a
mere $100.

Thanks TM1 aka Mr Limp



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23 Oct 2006, 11:12 pm

Thanks, TM1. May I call you Limp Bizkit?

Well, folks, he may not need 50 grand, but I stll do. Our operators are still standing by, so please. call now and make your pledge.


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28 Oct 2006, 9:14 am

Dude maybe if you spent less time here posting then you could find the time to get a job an earn some money :?



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28 Oct 2006, 11:27 am

*Glares angrily at Mitch. An awkward silence lingers*


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28 Oct 2006, 12:42 pm

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! !! ! oh, right awkward silence...weeee!! !


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28 Oct 2006, 1:55 pm

Unfortunatly my bank accounts have all been seized by the government but I could proabaly shake down some random pedestrians for some cash but that would draw to much attention to me and my army of super monkey ninja samuris