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^ There you go again, spreading your vile lizardist propaganda.

Lizards rule and mammals drool

Eeew. No.

That old bat never looked that good.I would never have guessed who that was suppose to be.

The Force is with them.

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Santa is an overweight binge-drinker at risk of mental health problems, warn doctors

Christmasis the season to make merry...but not for Father Christmas according to Scrooge doctors.

Children should not leave sherry for Santa Claus this Christmas Eve because he is an overweight binge-drinker at risk of mental health problems, the head of the Royal College of GPs has warned.

Jolly old St Nicholas is famed for his rotund stomach, rosy cheeks and, according to children’s poem The Night Before Christmas, keeps a pipe glued to his lips at all times.

But Professor Helen Stokes-Lampard, chairwoman of the RCGP, said his poor diet and lifestyle had left Santa at risk of host of debilitating conditions.

It is likely, said Professor Stokes-Lampard, that Santa is suffering from alcoholism, work related stress, gout and sleep deprivation.

He may even have contracted Lyme disease from spending too much time with his reindeers, which could be infested with disease-bearing ticks. And the pressure of working night-shift will also have exacted a heavy health toll.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/2017 ... lems-warn/

I find your lack of Christmas spirit disturbing.

Happy holidays to all.

In the spirit of the season, even Melania wishes Godzilla a Merry Christmas.