Worst Films you've ever seen

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Clueless (was subjected to this in HS English and History at the end of the year)
The Big Lebowski
Spirited Away (a classmate insisted I borrow it from her)
Grease (yet I was in my HS's production of it)
The Breakfast Club
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Scooby Doo
Good Will Hunting
V for Vendetta
Office Space (enjoyed the TV version when it was on though)
Titanic
Pretty Woman (granted I don't like romantic movies anyway, but how exactly was that supposed to be romantic?)
The Incredibles
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (watched it because the show was good)
Walk the Line
Let the Right One In
The Patriot
Dances With Wolves
Sling Blade
Juno
District 9
Mrs. Doubtfire
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Failure to Launch
French Kiss (I think I already mentioned hating romantic movies)
The Crow
Cloverfield
Dead Silence (I was fooled by the commercials)
American Psycho
The Village
Secret Window
Dark Shadows (fooled by the commercials again)
World War Z (the book was AWESOME though)
Hedwig and the Angry Inch (a friend saw it and raved about it)
Life As a House (same friend saw it and raved about it)
Ice Age (everyone told me it was great...that'll teach me to trust everyone)
Center Stage
Save the Last Dance
Bring it On
Signs
Legends of the Fall
The Color Purple (I didn't like the book either)
Elizabeth
13 Going on 30
Persopolis
Dangerous Minds
The 40 Year Old Virgin
Apocalypse Now (watched it for a class)
A Streetcar Named Desire (watched it for a class)
Dancer in the Dark
Before Sunrise (watched it for a class)
Deliverance (watched it for a class)
Drumline
Girl, Interrupted
Bridget Jones' Diary
Bend It Like Beckham
27 Dresses
Practical Magic
Ghost
Beaches
The Body Guard
10 Things I Hate About You
Look Who's Talking
Mona Lisa Smile
Sex and the City (was dragged to it by the same friends who subjected me to the TV series)
Two Weeks Notice
Miss Congeniality (the highlight for me was the self-defense demo)
Dead Poets Society
The Wedding Planner
The Princess Diaries
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
For Richer or Poorer
Legally Blond 2: Red White and Blond (I actually had high hopes for this one, since I enjoyed Legally Blond)
Mommy Dearest
Braveheart
Garfield: The Movie (Bill Murray was right to regret that in Zombieland)
My Best Friend's Wedding
Feival Goes West (American Tail was one of my favorite movies. I thought it would be good because of that. I was wrong.)
Stepford Wives (remake)
Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood (I'm so glad I finally convinced the two friends that used to drag me to such things not to drag me to such things. Still working on convincing my mother.)

Edited to add:
The Mist
The Others
Velvet Goldmine
Uptown Girls
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (I loved the book as a kid, so I was hopeful. I disappointed me big time.)


I actually liked the Halle Berry Catwoman.

American Tale is one of my childhood favorites.

Last edited by BetwixtBetween on 01 Mar 2014, 6:55 pm, edited 3 times in total.

OK, I just have to respond. The idea of the movie is that we are an intermediate species, and that aliens who are so far advanced from us to not be understandable to us, are waiting to force us through an "evolution" so we can understand them.
They leave the monolith for the ape-men so they will be inspired to use tools.
They buried the other monolith on the moon to signal them that we had reached a stage of space voyages.
The end of the movie is the aliens "forcing" the astronaut through an "evolution" to be like them.
Got it? Good ! !

Dragon Ball Evolution.

More:

Simply Irresistible
In Her Shoes
The Banger Sisters
She's All That
8 Mile
Hitch
What Women Want

The Happening
Max Payne
Final Destination 4
The Room
Rubber (It is about a tire that goes on a killing spree, no joke.)
Just Go With It

Any Michael Bay movie
Any Adam Sandler movie (except Punch-Drunk-Love)
Dude, Where's My Car?
George of the Jungle
Hannibal (2001)
A Million Ways to Die in the West
The Last Airbender
R.I.P.D.
Superbabies (and Superbabies 2)
White Chicks (2004)

Here are some of mine, in no particular order:



Step Brothers
Dude, Where's My Car?
Pixel
Liar Liar
Saving Silverman
Beverly Hills Ninja
Batman & Robin
Gods & Generals
Foul Play
The Ladykillers
Big Daddy
Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace
Alexander & The Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery
Billy Madison
Coming To America
Dumb & Dumber
Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me
Tommy Boy
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist
Madhouse
Little Nicky
Extraordinary Measures
Ace Ventura Pet Detective
Black Sheep
It's Pat
Juno
Ace Ventura When Nature Calls
Blank Check
Detroit Rock City



I am sure I have seen more bad movies, but those are all I can think of for now.

I think some of y'all are confusing 'bad film' with 'film you dislike'. I did not care for the movie Stardust at all. The characters grated on me and the story left me cold. But was it a bad piece of cinema? The answer to that question would have to be a resounding "NO".

I will say Superbad, but only because I could not find any connection to Jonah Hill's character, at all. I did not find anything funny. I pretty much can find some enjoyment in anything. But not Superbad.

It's not a bad movie. I personally could not find any interest in it.

Titanic

I thought of some more bad movies I have seen:



Lincoln
Problem Child
Problem Child 2
Borat
Satan's Little Helper
Bringing Down The House

Absolute shockers
American Pie 3
The Air Up There
Blue Crush
Bring It On
Cats and Dogs
Empire Records
Get Him To The Greek
Knocked Up
Old School
The Pirate Movie
Pokemon 2000 (It's such a lacklustre and boring film compared to the 1st and 3rd ones)
The Simpsons Movie (they waited too long to make it)
The Smurfs
Superbad
The Stupids

The "best worst" I've seen recently is probably the human centipede. The worst worst is definitely godfather 3, the director should have been measured and shot for ruining that franchise. I mean god, a helicopter gunship attack in a godfather film for the love of God!?

The Master of Disguise
The first time I watched it, I hid under my jacket, plugged my ears as tightly as possible, and tried to fall asleep in an attempt to escape how bad the film was.

Speed 2: Cruise Control
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
Fantasia
Terminator Salvation
The Hangover Part 2

Most of the Porky movies from the 1980s

Animal House

Most movies, generally, which involves idiot teenagers