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15 Feb 2012, 9:43 pm

Maybe this could happen during the tribulation?

Abraham Lincoln a vampire hunter alongside Theodore Roosevelt the zombie killer and Thomas Jefferson as demon slayer. Nixon won't cut it.

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15 Feb 2012, 9:56 pm

"Old Hickory" would be a vampire-kid slayer


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15 Feb 2012, 10:45 pm

Vigilans wrote:
"Old Hickory" would be a vampire-kid slayer


What would Andrew Jackson use to dispatch these carnivorous children?



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15 Feb 2012, 10:46 pm

shrox wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
"Old Hickory" would be a vampire-kid slayer


What would Andrew Jackson use to dispatch these carnivorous children?


His cane obviously, it worked well with political opponents

btw vampire-kids are those hardcore twilight fans


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15 Feb 2012, 10:52 pm

Vigilans wrote:
shrox wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
"Old Hickory" would be a vampire-kid slayer


What would Andrew Jackson use to dispatch these carnivorous children?


His cane obviously, it worked well with political opponents

btw vampire-kids are those hardcore twilight fans


Even better!



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15 Feb 2012, 10:53 pm

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34x6m-ahGIo[/youtube]

This is scary for all the wrong reasons.



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15 Feb 2012, 10:56 pm

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This is scary for all the wrong reasons.


Yeah, this is what got me thinking about it, but how about during the tribulation? The four horseman up against four badass POTUS men...each with a weapon or relic of their choice.



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15 Feb 2012, 11:07 pm

Vigilans wrote:
shrox wrote:
Vigilans wrote:
"Old Hickory" would be a vampire-kid slayer


What would Andrew Jackson use to dispatch these carnivorous children?


His cane obviously, it worked well with political opponents

btw vampire-kids are those hardcore twilight fans


Image



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15 Feb 2012, 11:09 pm

shrox wrote:
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This is scary for all the wrong reasons.


Yeah, this is what got me thinking about it, but how about during the tribulation? The four horseman up against four badass POTUS men...each with a weapon or relic of their choice.


Woodrow Wilson could have a pen that shoots laser beams.



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15 Feb 2012, 11:11 pm

FDR's wheelchair would have rocket boosters and weapons that swing out of concealed compartments, including a Davy Crockett mini nuke


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15 Feb 2012, 11:35 pm

shrox wrote:
Nixon won't cut it.


Are you sure about that? Nothing is too low for Hollywood :)

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16 Feb 2012, 4:09 am

CrazyCatLord wrote:
shrox wrote:
Nixon won't cut it.


Are you sure about that? Nothing is too low for Hollywood :)

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They look like they're at a tea dance. :lol:


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16 Feb 2012, 11:18 am

Reagan would have incredible hulk transformation powers to "tear down this wall".



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16 Feb 2012, 11:24 am

Remember, we've only got four we can choose, Lincoln, Jefferson are good ones, I am liking Reagan and T. Roosevelt too. What about Clinton? Hey, we'll throw in G.W. Bush as a stable boy, an idiot but an enthusiastic nave..



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16 Feb 2012, 11:26 am

Heh, I posted this a couple days ago but deleted it - apparently I wasn't the right guy to say something on it.

It looks hilarious, I'll probably have to go see it just because of how simultaneously awesome and absurd it looks.