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16 Feb 2012, 11:34 am

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Heh, I posted this a couple days ago but deleted it - apparently I wasn't the right guy to say something on it.

It looks hilarious, I'll probably have to go see it just because of how simultaneously awesome and absurd it looks.

I posted this to talk about how Presidents coming back from the dead are our only hope! But I just realized we might want Margaret Thatcher in there too...

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16 Feb 2012, 1:13 pm

Heh, Dwight D. Eisenhower: The Debt Slayer.

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16 Feb 2012, 1:14 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

Heh, Dwight D. Eisenhower: The Debt Slayer.

Ahhh! Funny. Ok, he's in control at the main command center.

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16 Feb 2012, 2:28 pm

Political and Philosophical monsters from the past are more likely to come back and slay live Presidents.

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16 Feb 2012, 4:22 pm

Andrew Jackson would probably be attacked by bankers, and they'd try to rebury him in debt.

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16 Feb 2012, 10:53 pm

Instead of solar panels on the roof, Carter could install lasers, right? He could start off with diplomacy, then zap any vampires that won't agree to stop attacking. That would cover all the bases - give peace a chance, then defend against anyone who won't also give it a chance.

Okay, maybe that just sounded stupid, right?

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16 Feb 2012, 11:01 pm

No point in having lasers without having them strapped to a shark's head though.

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16 Feb 2012, 11:41 pm

Ulysses S. Grant can fire explosive cigars from his blunderbuss and carries jars of whiskey for drinking and use as molotov cocktails

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18 Feb 2012, 10:31 pm

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

No point in having lasers without having them strapped to a shark's head though.

The perimeter of the White House patrolled by a moat full of sharks with lasers mounted on their heads, powered by solar energy?

Or do you prefer the idea of keeping them on the roof?

Who but a diehard RPG player would think to look up for laser wielding sharks?

Vampires beware!! !

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18 Feb 2012, 10:51 pm

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Or do you prefer the idea of keeping them on the roof?

Yeah, the roof would be way more stylish.

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19 Feb 2012, 11:08 am

MindWithoutWalls wrote:

techstepgenr8tion wrote:

No point in having lasers without having them strapped to a shark's head though.

I thought that was an Austin Powers reference but I only vaguely remember those movies.

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19 Feb 2012, 2:04 pm

marshall wrote:

I thought that was an Austin Powers reference but I only vaguely remember those movies.

Yeah, it was.

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19 Feb 2012, 9:10 pm

I never saw Austin Powers. Not my thing, I guess. But the idea of laser wielding sharks on the roof of the White House is still a cool one. Can't you just hear the brief, muffly "pfoompf" as a vampire is zapped into a smudge on the sidewalk?

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19 Feb 2012, 9:35 pm

Dont forget George Washington. Wielding an ax of course. Against warewolves.

So we have vampires, zombies, warewolves, demons, and bankers, covered.

What else is there?

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20 Feb 2012, 11:47 am

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Dont forget George Washington. Wielding an ax of course. Against warewolves.

So we have vampires, zombies, warewolves, demons, and bankers, covered.

What else is there?

We'd have to inform George and Thomas that the Brits are our friends now...

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