How We Might Survive A Post Werbert World.

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TheMachine1
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31 Oct 2006, 2:54 am

Well its been over 24 hours and its setting in that Werbert is not comming
back. Yes we will keep looking but we need a plan to avoid mass life span
adjustments taking place amoung WP members.

My guess there are atleast a few million aspies out there in the unknown
void(never heard of WP). While we will never replace Werbert we might
just find some new interesting aspies out there.

We need a real plan to get more members. I'm thinking of using some
search methods.

males(some say more common to have ASD) ,14(youngest active members hereI know)-55(oldest active members here I know), more likely european blood, nearsighted, IN**(personality type), someone interested in forum sites, etc (work in progess)

Hmm maybe one of those free dating sites I could harvest some names of likley
non-NT persons. Use females here to lure them into our web.



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31 Oct 2006, 3:28 am

werberts gone?
why?
ive missed this..i liked his querkiness and loserism type statements.
you know the guy was happy to b a loser..where did he go?



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31 Oct 2006, 3:39 am

woah dude,

what do you think youre doing.

Werbert. Gone?

No way.


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31 Oct 2006, 5:32 am

I found WP through a link posted on my local autism support site. See if there's one near you and make sure there's a WP link on it.


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31 Oct 2006, 7:16 am

donkey wrote:
werberts gone?
why?
ive missed this..i liked his querkiness and loserism type statements.
you know the guy was happy to b a loser..where did he go?


My theory based on his last post and those before it is. Werbert was taken by Dr NT.
The last post made under Werbert's name was not his but by DR NT. Who likely now has physical access to his computer. Werbert likely an isolated college student may go weeks before anybody triggers a warning alarm he is gone. Our only chance is to find Dr
NT and extract the location of Werbert from him by any means possible. My other theory
is about a week ago when Werbert first said he would be away from WP for a few days is in fact the time Dr NT first took him. maybe the post from the last week have not been Werbert's. But clearily the last post indicates that Dr NT has now moved Werbert
from his college location hence why he is nolonger able to fake Werberts post (with the
same college domain name).



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31 Oct 2006, 7:37 am

Start a Save Werbert petition. :)



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31 Oct 2006, 8:01 am

All hail his Lostness ! ! It seems like only a coupla days ago, I was verbally jousting with him. (sniff) Actually it was only a coupla days ago ! ! I MISS HIM ! !!

(Though I always suspected that Werbert was Alex's sock puppet.)



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31 Oct 2006, 8:08 am

No, I'm Alex's sock puppet.

Will the real Alex's sock puppet please stand up.


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31 Oct 2006, 9:17 am

I have a plan to bribe werbert to come back. Don't worry, I'm on the job...



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31 Oct 2006, 10:40 am

I've said this once, I'll say it again,

werbert is pulling an Andy Kaufmann on us!!


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31 Oct 2006, 10:54 am

8O

I really enjoyed his posts.


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31 Oct 2006, 10:54 am

Scrapheap wrote:
I've said this once, I'll say it again,

werbert is pulling an Andy Kaufmann on us!!


You mean he's DEAD ! !! !!????



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31 Oct 2006, 10:59 am

werbert i dont care what everyone says, i think your a good bloke.



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31 Oct 2006, 1:06 pm

Maybe Werbert kidnapped himself and this is all a big hoax.


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