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I'm not a real geek but I play one on the internet

16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by batman





why did the programmer quit his job? because he couldn't get a raise

a man's wife just gives birth so he asks the doctor "is it a boy or a girl"?
the doctor says "yes"

java programmers wear glasses because they don't C#

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin:0;
}
//not really a joke but cute

#titanic {
float:none;
}

#santa {
padding:100%;
}

#fear {
display:none;
}




installed linux, we had a bash

There's no place like ~

What causes feline chemical reactions?

A CAT-alyst