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02 May 2012, 2:36 am
02 May 2012, 3:44 am
Maybe he was turned on every time he rode in a BMW 
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02 May 2012, 5:06 am
02 May 2012, 7:29 am
AspieOtaku wrote:
Maybe he was turned on every time he rode in a BMW .
.Maybe he can't handle the power between his legs. So he try s & tames it, by showing who’s boss. Except gets stuck, thinking of riding it, when he thinks of the last time he had that much power between his legs or too many viagra pills lol
02 May 2012, 8:20 am
mycats wrote:
I saw an episode of House "The Tyrant", which I believe contains a solution to this man's ailment.
House encountered a man who has experienced persistent phantom pain from a missing hand for 36 years. Dr. House decided to conduct a therapy to cure this problem. This involves the man placing both arms into a box. The lid was raised over the good arm. There was a mirror in the center to make it appear to the man that he has two hands. The man was instructed to make fists with both hands, then told to relax both hands. What the man observed was two hands relaxing. This therapy made his brain to stop doing what it was doing to make him feel the phantom pain of the missing hand.
I suggest that this therapy can be modified and customized to work for a persistently erect penis. In exchange for defusing this lawsuit, I want a free BMW.
House encountered a man who has experienced persistent phantom pain from a missing hand for 36 years. Dr. House decided to conduct a therapy to cure this problem. This involves the man placing both arms into a box. The lid was raised over the good arm. There was a mirror in the center to make it appear to the man that he has two hands. The man was instructed to make fists with both hands, then told to relax both hands. What the man observed was two hands relaxing. This therapy made his brain to stop doing what it was doing to make him feel the phantom pain of the missing hand.
I suggest that this therapy can be modified and customized to work for a persistently erect penis. In exchange for defusing this lawsuit, I want a free BMW.
Your modified therapy approach has a Schrödingeresque quality to it. "To the observer, this man's penis is both erect and flaccid at the same time until I open this box"
02 May 2012, 10:26 am
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