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13 Oct 2017, 7:07 am

I heard the Drunkin' Sailor song coming from a passing car. :lol:



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26 Oct 2017, 9:15 am

Video of "Simon's Cat" I just saw



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27 Oct 2017, 4:15 am

My boss pulled up outside one of the sites, near a bunch of trees very close. She says to me "can you get out?"
Meaning did I have enough room to open the door and get out of the car with the trees so close.
We both looked at each other for a second and then laughed - something about the way she said it sounded like she was telling me to get the f*ck out of the car, like get out, do it right now and just piss off.
That wasn't the intended meaning of course but it was so funny the way it sounded, and we both kind of caught up to how wrong it sounded at the same time and that was even funnier.
You had to be there kind of thing. :lol:


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27 Oct 2017, 7:25 am

blue_bean wrote:
A client at work made a donation to an Alzheimer's charity but he can't remember how much he donated or if he got a receipt.

That's cute.



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27 Oct 2017, 3:03 pm

What Kentaro said.



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28 Oct 2017, 7:53 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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31 Oct 2017, 3:44 pm

I saw a video of a deliberately very poorly-made and hilarious game called Fruit Mystery. You play someone working at a zoo who is either very stupid or a psychopath, or both. It shows you photographs of animals floating by and you have to select fruits that look like they were very badly drawn with MS paint, and feed them to as many animals as possible during a time limit. Many of the animals are species that don't normally eat fruit, like snakes and lobsters and polar bears. And each time you feed them you get to read about the animal's reaction, shown in lots of really bad spelling and grammar and reading it out loud nearly made me die laughing. In one part the player gives lychees to a polar bear, but the bear doesn't like them and the player assumes he's a bit racist since lychees are from Asia. And then the time runs out and a guy names Zookeeper Steve shows up and yells at you for abusing the animals by hurting them or giving them food poisoning (shown comically, of course,) and then all the animals say they hate you.

I have to thank TV Tropes because I discovered this game after checking out their "Animals Hate Him" trope page. But I couldn't play the game myself. When I tried my Avast Free Antvirus wouldn't allow it. :(



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31 Oct 2017, 4:49 pm

A documentary on BBC2 called "Who's Spending Britain's Billions?". It made me laugh at the ridiculousness and bare faced cheek of some of the twats on it. It also disgusted me at the same time.


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31 Oct 2017, 6:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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11 Nov 2017, 12:41 am



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11 Nov 2017, 7:24 pm

Reading the thread on bread.


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11 Nov 2017, 8:07 pm

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Today, 2:31 pm

I just watched a video of various cats who are not subtle with their criticism of their owners' bad singing.