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03 Apr 2018, 9:41 pm

I was watching a video that showed stock image photos that were really strange and a little disturbing, and I really don't want to know what kind of people or companies would actually use them. Here are a few examples:

A guy proposing to a woman in a wheelchair in front of a pool. I guess she must have turned him down, because the next two images show him dumping her out of the wheelchair into the pool. 8O

A blind grandmother teaching her grandkids how to play that knife "game" where you try not to stab your hand. The kids are all topless. I thought at first they were completely naked but I can see a couple of them with pants on. They're also very white and blonde, but that might be just because they're all siblings.

A chef is looking at some broccoli with a very puzzled expression. Maybe he's thinking, "Hmm, how can I make kids want to eat this?" Or "Why does it look so similar to a tree?" :?

A man in a business suit is sitting in a bathtub full of water with a rubber ducky on his head. :lol:

A pregnant woman is pointing a gun at the camera. I know moms-to-be can have really bad mood swings, but...

A teenager with a very disturbed facial expression is putting carrots into a meat grinder. Maybe he's both a psychopath and a vegan, so he only tortures vegetables.

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05 Apr 2018, 6:12 pm

For those of you on Facebook, add Larry Lad and Camp Larry (same person with different profiles). He is hilarious! Not for the faint of heart either! He is offensive to some, but has a heart of gold and a great sense of humour, and his offensive posts aren't racist or homophobic (which is just as well as he is openly gay, "straight acting" but openly gay lol). I guarantee most of you will have a right laugh at his outrageous posts :lol:


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05 Apr 2018, 7:17 pm

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06 Apr 2018, 5:21 am

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07 Apr 2018, 4:11 pm


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07 Apr 2018, 6:05 pm

In India, all cows must have a Photo ID card. :lol:


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09 Apr 2018, 9:24 am

I had a dream that Fat Bastard and I were doing the Subway diet together.


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11 Apr 2018, 9:23 pm

I was watching a video of some guinea pigs eating green plants that their owner had grown for them in flower pots. The guinea pigs just loved them. A couple of times they were tugging on the stems so hard they tipped the pots over and got dirt on the floor.



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30 Apr 2018, 8:56 am

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30 Apr 2018, 8:49 pm

yet another of his staff members calling The Dotard an "idiot." :mrgreen:



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30 Apr 2018, 9:51 pm

Another member's response to a post that I made and my comeback. :lol:


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01 May 2018, 6:59 am

In the supermarket today at lunchtime and Ace Of Base's "It's a Beautiful Life" came on over the store radio. It made me remember that time when I was 12-13 when I accidentally recorded the song off the radio over my brother's heavy metal tape and I couldn't help but laugh. Was getting into the climax of a really good Tool song and then it went "it's a beautiful life, oh ohhh..." :lol:

And I came up with a really good name for an IT business after seeing a business card at my mum's (and misread it for my idea). It's gonna be called Bullsh IT services. The website will be http://www.bullshitservices.com.au :P



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31 May 2018, 9:17 am

:roll: video (Canada's Outdoors are Heterosexual White Spaces) comment:
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10 Jun 2018, 4:07 pm

My mom and my sister talking about bad dreams they had overnight, but admitted how weird they were.


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02 Jul 2018, 7:11 pm

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