Post something that made you LAUGH today!

Page 16 of 47 [ 739 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 ... 47  Next

b9
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,003
Location: australia

31 Mar 2017, 2:58 am

but which prong deserves the credit for ferrying that pea into your mouth?

which prong do you wish to congratulate for doing the job?

anyway it is best to make sure that the number of peas on your plate is evenly divisible by the numbers of prongs on your fork, but by the time you finish counting them they all go cold.

f**k peas...they are a hassle.



b9
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Aug 2008
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 12,003
Location: australia

31 Mar 2017, 3:04 am

to kipro...man it's bad that you change your gender on a whim....new people will think you are a chick. be true to yourself.

i mean, if i think i am lying to myself about something, i always have to go to the mirror to check if my expression is sincere or not, but i have cheap mirrors i guess.

anyway that's not supposed to be a joke, but just don't get ripped off your shore by the tides of modality.



traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

20 Apr 2017, 5:39 am

"the thin epidemic"(1,14, rofl)



traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

20 Apr 2017, 5:43 am



traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

21 Apr 2017, 12:20 am



IstominFan
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 25 Nov 2016
Age: 59
Gender: Female
Posts: 11,114
Location: Santa Maria, CA.

21 Apr 2017, 9:21 am

ltcvnzl wrote:
I watched one episode of Mr Beans and it was funny, my cat also enjoyed it a lot, it was even funnier how much she was paying attention


LOL about your cat! My cat, C.C., loves to watch tennis. It seems she shares a favorite player, Rafael Nadal, in common with me! Rafa is a hit with the ladies, even the kitty ones!



DeepHour
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 77,612
Location: United Kingdom

21 Apr 2017, 9:38 am

Watching a clip of the Trump v Clinton debate on YouTube made me laugh. I'll never again be able to buy a pack of Mexican Beanburgers from my local supermarket without thinking of them as 'Bad Hombres'. :lol:



DeepHour
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 Jun 2014
Gender: Male
Posts: 77,612
Location: United Kingdom

25 Apr 2017, 7:30 pm

I was in a CEX store (they buy and sell computing and gaming stuff) earlier today, and saw a PC game called Street Cleaning Simulator, in which the player drives a vehicle which removes rubbish from streets and public areas. Even I managed to resist buying this....



EclecticWarrior
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 28 Nov 2016
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,001
Location: Cool places

21 May 2017, 5:47 pm

In the author's note to a Death Note fanfic:

Warnings: Some language, it's Mello.

If you gotta add content warnings, make 'em funny is what I say :)


_________________
~Zinc Alloy aka. Russell~

WP's most sparkling member.

DX classic autism 1995, AS 2003, depression 2008

~INFP~


traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

22 May 2017, 1:07 am



traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

22 May 2017, 1:14 am



traven
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 30 Sep 2013
Gender: Female
Posts: 12,964

22 May 2017, 2:36 am



IdahoRose
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Feb 2007
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 19,801
Location: The Gem State

22 May 2017, 7:27 pm

Image

I dunno why but this made me chuckle.



Joe90
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 23 Feb 2010
Gender: Female
Posts: 26,492
Location: UK

23 May 2017, 8:12 am

An old but extroverted couple that I know got asked a question, and at exactly the same time they both put their hands on their hips, both took a deep breath, and both said "well...," in perfect unision. Neither of them intended to perform the exact same expressions at the exact same time, they were just interested in answering the question, and it just so happened they answered in exactly the same way. It was just funny. :lol:


_________________
Female


Lillikoi
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 22 Jul 2013
Gender: Non-binary
Posts: 11,797
Location: The Mid-West-East-South.

23 May 2017, 8:26 am

I was looking at the supply closet in my brother's dorm building. All of the drawers were clearly labeled, "Trash bags," "Hand soap," etc., and it was really well- organized, except for one drawer which just had "RANDOM s**t" scrawled on it. :lol:


_________________
^
That guy is a dingus.


equestriatola
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Aug 2012
Gender: Male
Posts: 133,758
Location: Half of me is in the Washington state, the other Los Angeles.

23 May 2017, 5:43 pm

Watching old eps of America's Funniest Home Videos and America's Funniest People. :D


_________________
LIONS-STAMPEDERS-ELKS-ROUGHRIDERS-BLUE BOMBERS-TIGER-CATS-ARGONAUTS-REDBLACKS-ALOUETTES

The Canadian Football League - What We're Made Of

Feel free to talk to me, if you wish. :)

Every day is a gift- cherish it!

"A true, true friend helps a friend in need."