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The_Face_of_Boo
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05 Jul 2017, 6:47 am

The most common beard dilemma....

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06 Jul 2017, 12:05 pm

Beards are okay but I hate goatees, they are the mullets of beards. If someone has a goatee, I'm immediately turned off by them.



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06 Jul 2017, 1:45 pm

Well I don't but I often wind up with one anyway.


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06 Jul 2017, 2:23 pm

Can't stand them. Keep telling beardy to shave his, but he claims lots of woman like it. So he will remain to be called beardy until then :)



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06 Jul 2017, 4:07 pm

i don't care.



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06 Jul 2017, 4:13 pm

lol goodbye beard


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06 Jul 2017, 5:11 pm

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
The most common beard dilemma....

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The other bearded dilemma is one I've picked up from over recent times...no ones included it as their next of kin yet. :mrgreen:



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07 Jul 2017, 12:20 am

Women tend to find neckbeards unattractive


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07 Jul 2017, 1:22 am

This_Amoeba wrote:
Beards are okay but I hate goatees, they are the mullets of beards. If someone has a goatee, I'm immediately turned off by them.



As a man reaches a certain age (post 40), the goatee helps disguise the gradual sagging of facial muscles around the chin and jowls, without having to cover the entire face with fur, and so helps keep a fella from feeling prematurely old.

That's if it's kept neatly trimmed. If it's allowed to grow wild and scruffy, it just looks slovenly, but that tends to be true of any beard.


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07 Jul 2017, 1:30 am

Women tended to prefer me in beads.

When I trimmed it to almost nil last time, my partner was jokingly like "You look 23! I like you more in longer beard" while were in intimate moments - she's 3 years older than me so she kinda feels insecure about it sometimes.



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07 Jul 2017, 8:03 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
The most common beard dilemma....

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But that's not a beard...at least not much of one, I haven't had that issue with my boyfriends beard but its longer then that so it's more soft than prickly.


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07 Jul 2017, 8:54 am

Sweetleaf wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
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But that's not a beard...at least not much of one, I haven't had that issue with my boyfriends beard but its longer then that so it's more soft than prickly.



You just want to argue on everything I post. :|



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11 Jul 2017, 2:41 pm

I personally don't like the look or feel of beards, I'd rather look at a clean jawline. Some people just grow patchiness, anyway


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11 Jul 2017, 3:02 pm

8O My beard won't stop chasing me & it takes entire minutes to get rid of, when I'm usually better off drinking coffee. :?


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12 Jul 2017, 3:49 am

My girlfriend prefers that I don't have a beard but it's not a big deal to her. It gets shaved about 1ce a week because it gets itchy.


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21 Jul 2017, 4:05 pm

https://www.instagram.com/p/BRBIxlUlMDt/

When you're really into beards.